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Date Posted: 10:44:53 07/30/03 Wed
Author: Reverend E. Dwayne Looper
Subject: You are never safe from the prying eyes of Almighty God...
In reply to: Brother E.J. Looper 's message, "Reverend, if you wouldn't mind I'd like to study under you and finish becoming a Reverend." on 12:32:19 07/29/03 Tue

Thanks to my ol' friend Puddinhead Bush, who just so happens to be God's new King David who rules over America with a fist of iron, I have NRO level Zebra-Theta access to the e-mails/phonecalls/faxes/mail/cell phone/phone/thoughts/
as well as the criminal and banking records of my sworn enemies.

In the King Bush era, the NRO/CIA/FBI/DOJ and other organs of American Justice serve as the electronic version of the Holy Spirit: They see and hear all and judge accordingly.

Now that I know of the flagrant disloyalty of "Brother" E. J. Looper, to whose care I committed my nephew and Penny Looper (nee Pace), I will -- as God's agent of Vengeance -- be forced to bring judgment upon E. Bobby Looper.

Judgment will begin in the local Elco (not Elko you illiterate) jail house where Bobby will be housed in the same 9' x 9' cell as these men:

1. Cletus Lee Washington -- 6' 4", 300 lbs. Serving time for killing a clerk a Wal Mart over a dispute about the clerk not accepting his check made out to "CASH" for $52,000. He beat the clerk to death with the cash register he ripped loose from the counter. It had been bolted down, but Cletus can bench press 500 pounds. When he is on crack -- which he somehow manages to get in jail -- he can bench press 900 pounds.

2. Darshaun "WhackFuck" Otis Mays -- 6' 2", 290 lbs. Former professional defensive end for the Baltimore Colts, Mays was arrested for a crack-induced killing spree in which he beat seven people to death using a pipe wrench. He is mentally ill and yet Nevada cannot afford to pay for the medicines he needs. Nevada'a quick fix was a lobotomy that went horribly wrong and made him even more violent. Until a cell opens up in the Nevada Home for the Criminally Insane (sometime in 2014), Mays will live in the Elco jail.

Did I mention that the two men are lovers who like to use white guys as the "meat" in a sandwich? Welcome to your new world, Bobby. I say "Bobby" because we have excommunicated you from the Elohimist Fellowship Universal and you are no longer entitled to use God's Holy "E." before your name.

Commander Billy Ray Beullton, formerly of Burnt Corn, Alabama, is now the Chief Sheriff of Elco. He and his men should be surrounding your home as I write. Billy Ray has dogs and he and his men have assault rifles and rocket propelled grenades. They want to pretend that you are Quasay Hussein so do not resist.

Bobby, I am only doing all of this because I love you in Christ and just want what is best. When you come to your senses I may see my way to asking them to let you out. In the meantime, I have come to accept Pikkur Pace's theological view that, "as the sh*t comes out the Holy Ghost gets spurted in." I think you need salvation via a semen-enema approach.

BTW, what is a "Hot Carl" and why do Cletus and Darshaun want to give you one, "everyday that bee-otch gets uppity!"?

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YOU DONT WORSHIP THE REAL JESUS!!! -- Reverend Mike Sutcliffe, 12:30:17 07/30/03 Wed