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Date Posted: 12:30:17 07/30/03 Wed
Author: Reverend Mike Sutcliffe
Subject: YOU DONT WORSHIP THE REAL JESUS!!!
In reply to: Reverend E. Dwayne Looper 's message, "You are never safe from the prying eyes of Almighty God..." on 10:44:53 07/30/03 Wed

Too bad your mama's didn't use a coat hanger on you stupid homo pukes when you were in there woombs!! I hate abortion, but you guys -- you Loopers and Paces -- shoulda been aborted to spare my Jesus the agony of sending you to HELLL!!! I say this with the excepshun of Rev. E. Dwayne Looper who is the greatest man of God in all of Nevada. He is one of the princes of the Bible and will wear dimunds in Heavenlie places with Jesus. Rev. Looper is a man's man's man man and he smells good too from Polo colone.

BTW, I want to minister to Cletus and Darshaun in thair prison cell. I want them to feel the love of Jesus. I am packing up my ministry van and heading to Elco. I have rented space 18 from Rev. Looper.

Here is my new home at space 18: http://www.angelfire.com/zine2/looper/Trailer.Park.News.htm

Drop by iffn your not a queer.

I will be large and in charge in Elco and hear is my message:

Most preachers today cannot preach to you what the Bible says. Their Bible has been smeared with fag semen blended with dyke feces to the point that it is blurred and they can�t read it anymore. They only can read what they can see through the blurring and that means that they cannot clearly tell you that you are most likely going to Hell!

The truth is that each and every one of you had better be glad that I do stay around and that I have decided to preach to you. If it wasn�t for Mike Sutcliffe then God Almighty would just go ahead and annihilate this entire county, and probably the whole state!

You don�t think that God could just drop some meteor the size of a couple of football fields on downtown Elco and just leave nothing but a smoking crater? Sure He could! Chances are that He will do just that sometime in the very near future. God hates Elco! Wake up! God�s mad at you!

But out of courtesy to me, His called servant, He allows Elco and all of you to continue to exist. If it wasn�t for Mike Sutcliffe, God would not regard Elco as anything but a festering canker on the face of His beautiful Earth.

As for Bobby Looper, he is a puss-filled pimple on the butthole of the Looper Traler Rancho and I am Clearasil with a gun and a Bible! Bend over, Looper Traler Rancho, because Rev. Mike is gonna start poppin the zits on your crusted, cheesy rectum just as soon as I pull into town!!!

So that is why you had better think long and hard before you send me any hate filled E-mails asking or telling me to get "f*cked." That is why you had better beg whatever idiot is circulating that petition to destroy me and do it quickly! Already six people are on the roster of the damned! None of them really come as any surprise especially that goofy Pikkur Pace! However, what many of you don�t know is that there is no such law againts me preaching and popping zits like Bobby Looper.

Bobby could get 10,000 signatures and they would not be worth a tinker damn! There is no �banishment law� in Nevada and best I can tell, there never was! That petition is all a big nothing and everyone who signs it is signing their soul away to the Devil!

Which you might as well go ahead and do anyway. He already owns it so you should let him have the paperwork.

Also, I am still looking for a Christian woman to marry. I hope there is a bride of Christ for me in Elco.

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