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Date Posted: 21:12:04 02/15/03 Sat
Author: Steve
Subject: Some Things I REALLY HATE

I had to fix a leaking sink today...and it reminded me of how very much I hate plumbing. While I'm at it...

PLUMBING: I hate plumbing. It takes forever, my hands are too big for those small spaces, & it always still ends up leaking. Plumbers are worth every cent you pay them...it's a shitty job (get it??).

NELSON MANDELLA: Yes, I think I hate Nelson Mandella. Does ths man EVER say ANYTHING nice about the United States? I know he is a died in the wool communist, but for God's sake, every other word out of his mouth is anti-American. This, coming from a man who was quoted as saying that Iraq held 60% of the worlds oil reserves (it's now where near that...but Nelson is not one to let facts get in the way). Funny, I don't recall hearing an American president commenting on the 'adventures' of his ex-wife Winny Mandella (something having to do with a 'Johanesburg Neck-tie' and some people she didn't like...). One would think that he would spend less time criticizing us and more time criticizing the Mugabe regime in the former Rhodesia (I can't seem to spell 'Zimbobway'...outside of sounding it out)...those poor bastards get rid of the neo-nazi Rhodesian white government only to have Robert Mugabe destroy the agricultural economy of the nation.

COOKED CABBAGE: I despise cooked cabbage. It's worse that hate...I loath it. I think the mere smell eats away at my nasal passages.


ZE FRENCH: Faults and all, at least we Americans are actually trying to do something about what is going on in the world. Our friends Ze French waste no time in finding fault in everything we do...funny, I wonder how much business they have been doing with the Iraqi government over the past few years? Might the thought of loosing a few million Franc's worth of investment have something to do with their insistence of inspections 4ever? Or perhaps it has something to do with the prospect of seeing all those Iraqi Mirage fighters going down in flames & the impact that will have in Desault weapon sales that has something to do with Ze French position on Iraq?

Okay, I feel better now...

Steve

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