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Subject: Re: Superman Triumphant


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Vasily1917
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Date Posted: 05:26:38 08/24/04 Tue
In reply to: Jimmy Olsen 's message, "Superman Triumphant" on 18:11:02 07/26/04 Mon

Jimmy Olsen, I have beheld your creative majesty and was awestruck. Obviously a rhetorician of your caliber is having his abilities atrophy on a topic of this mundane nature. I was absolutely won over by you gay argument regarding Batman. It was a missive of such great power that I don’t see any way of refuting your reasonable argument over a fake scenario, you have truly set up a brick wall.
Seriously I find it utterly hilarious that you seem to have this superior ire about yourself, and I am struggling to find out where it is coming from. You seem to imagine your self king of a fictitious realm, spouting out stats about a FAKE scenario regarding FAKE characters, misleading yourself into thinking that you have some control over an argument that is designed to entertain “SANE” comic enthusiasts. You know sane in the fact that they are not preoccupied with the anus, or with child molestation. When in actuality you sit upon your sperm crusted ergonomic throne surrounded by you “Justice League” cardboard cut outs (All with holes sawn into their rear ends for your satisfaction) pounding out you hatful diatribes whilst you consult the Homo-erotic lithographs you own, depicting the Flash cleaning out Dolph Lundgren, in an attempt to insult people who are engaged in this discussion strictly for entertainment purposes. Honestly if all of your post were meant to strictly insult people could you at lest try and broaden your insults out a bit. Or has your fellatio addled mind rendered you incapable of doing so.
Oh and one more thing, not being a comic man myself and since you where discussing which character looks more queer. I would have to say that greased coif and crotch augmenting banana warmer that Super man sports are more tell tale signs of a character who dreams of having his anus riffled by another man, just an outsider’s opinion.
And Olsen, real classy Russian slur you had against Mikeal. If I were to use the same model for insults, I would admonish you to flee back to what ever fjord you came from and go back to mouthing Sven the Longshoreman’s sack, Just a suggestion.
.
>What if the situation were reversed, and Superman had
>Batman severely weakened? Still think that damned
>pointy-eared freak would win? Everyone knows that
>Batbitch is out of his league, hell, he even knows it.
>That's why kryptonite is like an American Express card
>with him. Don't leave home without it. So in essence,
>when Batman has drained Superman to near death with
>his little kryptonite ring, then he would win. But is
>that what you so-called champions of good want to see.
>That doesn't surprise me. Your kind treated Jesus the
>same way. And all he ever did was good. Why would it
>be different for Superman, a character who lives to
>help people. He could just as easily use his powers to
>enslave this planet if he so wanted. There wouldn't be
>a damned thing Batdick or anyone else could do about
>it. But a fair fight is exactly that, a fair fight.
>Superman is just too smart and too powerful for
>Bathomo to beat. He would die trying. Cheating is the
>only your guy would stand a chance. But what if
>Superman woke up one morning and suddenly decided he
>wanted to play down and dirty too? All it would take
>is flying into space, grabbing an asteroid, and
>hurling it at Wayne Manor. Your Batfreak would never
>knew what hit him. So show some damned respect and
>recognize superiority when you see it. Long Live
>Superman!!!!!!!

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man of steel
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Date Posted: 14:59:41 02/08/05 Tue

>Jimmy Olsen, I have beheld your creative majesty and
>was awestruck. Obviously a rhetorician of your caliber
>is having his abilities atrophy on a topic of this
>mundane nature. I was absolutely won over by you gay
>argument regarding Batman. It was a missive of such
>great power that I don’t see any way of refuting your
>reasonable argument over a fake scenario, you have
>truly set up a brick wall.
> Seriously I find it utterly hilarious that you seem
>to have this superior ire about yourself, and I am
>struggling to find out where it is coming from. You
>seem to imagine your self king of a fictitious realm,
>spouting out stats about a FAKE scenario regarding
>FAKE characters, misleading yourself into thinking
>that you have some control over an argument that is
>designed to entertain “SANE” comic enthusiasts. You
>know sane in the fact that they are not preoccupied
>with the anus, or with child molestation. When in
>actuality you sit upon your sperm crusted ergonomic
>throne surrounded by you “Justice League” cardboard
>cut outs (All with holes sawn into their rear ends for
>your satisfaction) pounding out you hatful diatribes
>whilst you consult the Homo-erotic lithographs you
>own, depicting the Flash cleaning out Dolph Lundgren,
>in an attempt to insult people who are engaged in this
>discussion strictly for entertainment purposes.
>Honestly if all of your post were meant to strictly
>insult people could you at lest try and broaden your
>insults out a bit. Or has your fellatio addled mind
>rendered you incapable of doing so.
>Oh and one more thing, not being a comic man myself
>and since you where discussing which character looks
>more queer. I would have to say that greased coif and
>crotch augmenting banana warmer that Super man sports
>are more tell tale signs of a character who dreams of
>having his anus riffled by another man, just an
>outsider’s opinion.
>And Olsen, real classy Russian slur you had against
>Mikeal. If I were to use the same model for insults, I
>would admonish you to flee back to what ever fjord you
>came from and go back to mouthing Sven the
>Longshoreman’s sack, Just a suggestion.
>.
>>What if the situation were reversed, and Superman had
>>Batman severely weakened? Still think that damned
>>pointy-eared freak would win? Everyone knows that
>>Batbitch is out of his league, hell, he even knows it.
>>That's why kryptonite is like an American Express card
>>with him. Don't leave home without it. So in essence,
>>when Batman has drained Superman to near death with
>>his little kryptonite ring, then he would win. But is
>>that what you so-called champions of good want to see.
>>That doesn't surprise me. Your kind treated Jesus the
>>same way. And all he ever did was good. Why would it
>>be different for Superman, a character who lives to
>>help people. He could just as easily use his powers to
>>enslave this planet if he so wanted. There wouldn't be
>>a damned thing Batdick or anyone else could do about
>>it. But a fair fight is exactly that, a fair fight.
>>Superman is just too smart and too powerful for
>>Bathomo to beat. He would die trying. Cheating is the
>>only your guy would stand a chance. But what if
>>Superman woke up one morning and suddenly decided he
>>wanted to play down and dirty too? All it would take
>>is flying into space, grabbing an asteroid, and
>>hurling it at Wayne Manor. Your Batfreak would never
>>knew what hit him. So show some damned respect and
>>recognize superiority when you see it. Long Live
>>Superman!!!!!!!

dear vasily1917,
here is something that puzzles me: exactly why would u go around insulting people with imaginations wen u r just sitting around thinking of superman and all the other comic heroes being fags. why does that seem to be the only thing running through ur mind? is that YOUR dream? cus its not supermans as u say u think. shows how much u know about superman. preaking of which, y do u talk shit of something u r unfirmiliar with? y r u even on this website if u rent a comic fan. do u get ur jollies off the pictures on the front page? i just cant seem to understand ur actions. i think u shud just stay in ur mothers basement and not say anything. DONT MESS WITH THE MAN OF STEEL!!!!!!!!!!!

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