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Date Posted: Mon, Apr 19 2004, 13:34:15
Author: shadeshark
Subject: I can't stop!
In reply to: shadeshark 's message, "*snerk* You missed a title." on Mon, Apr 19 2004, 13:05:53

I finally quit at page 211-220.

�Anatomy Physiolosy�

Ah, love and destiny.

�It is getting summer. They decide to go beach vacation, but Sephiroth cannot come to the beach. He was very busy. Cloud does not feel good because he cannot enjoy the vaction with Sephi. He beat up men on beach. Sephi finally comes to the beach. Cloud gives a bid hug to him�

�Vincent buy a brief type pants for Cloud. He is a little bid shame of wearing it. He uses a pareo to cover his brief. He loves Vincent, so he should wear it on the beach.Rukretia( I do not know the spelling of her name). is also on the beach. Cloud is wondering whether Vin still loves her. Some men comes to Cloud. They thought he is a girl. Cloud beat them up.�

�They are on a bed loving each other. Sephiroth suddenly appears. He has been killed by Cloud, so he should not be there. He comes to Cloud because he still loves him even though he was killed by him. Sephi rapes Cloud.�

Um, that is NOT Twu Wub.

�When Vincent got his conscious back, he saw a little baby whose eyes were just like Lucretua in a capsel.�

�He wants Vincent to become his girl friend. In the beginning of this story, Vincent does not love Cloud very much. Vin works hard to get his heart. One day, cloud decides sneaking in Vin's room and has relationship.�

�A chocobo (The big bird everyone use it as horse) takesto Cloud very easily. Cloud has no idea why the chocobo comes to him. The Chocobo suddenlly lies over Cloud.�

Auigh! Shades of �Chocobo Nights!�

�Everyone is confused that he has been killed by Cloud�

Aha. I was wondering how Sephiroth was alive.

Do they know what �abuse� means?

�Vincent abuses Cloud gently in the beginning of the story. Vincent quit doing because he thinks that Cloud is not old enough to do it. Cloud tells Vin that he is old enough to have sexual relationship. Vin starts abusing Cloud very hard on a bed�

�Suddenly, baby Sephiroth comes somewhere to protect baby Cloud.�

�Cido thinks that if he refuses to kiss with him, he can make Vin to attempt suicide. Cido agrees to kiss with Vincent. Payment should be made by only international postal money order.�

�He wears banny's ears on his head.�

What a good idea! All the cool kids are doing it!

�Vincent totally misunderstand that cido is waiting for vincent comming into the shower room, so he is very exited. While he is exited alone, he finds Cido getting out from the shower. cido is taking beer. He throw out a can of beer to vincent�

Pure Engrish gold!

�2 Cloud are enjoying yaoi thing on bed. Third: Vincent drops his lunch.�

�Cloud sees a swoard which was bent and destroyed by monster. Cloud finds grass stepped by monster, so he follows the steps.�

�He suddenlly wakes up and cries! He turns into a monster and destroys everything. Everything is over�

�so he abuse Cloudia in order to help her to get back her memory.�

So helpful!

�Vincent suddenlly turns into a dragon and destroy the monster.�

�It is Rude's mistake. Lino injects not drugs. He uses nutrient into him.�

�He come up with an idea. He hungs a board on which he write that he is member of Shinra. It makes him more suspicious.�

�Cloud bomits.�

�flips Cloud's hand and puches Cloud down to Sephiroth!!!�

�Cloud should become a prostitute for some reason.�

�Many people loose consciouse when they were watching pokemon.�

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Replies:

Those made me laugh until I had tears in my eyes. -- Tilly, Mon, Apr 19 2004, 13:54:14
Re: I can't stop! -- shadeshark, Mon, Apr 19 2004, 17:00:45
- Where is the hen one? -- Tilly, Mon, Apr 19 2004, 17:12:26
  - Completely OT for _just_ a moment, here... -- Rosie, Mon, Apr 19 2004, 19:37:03
    - Aww, thanks ^_^ -- Tilly, Mon, Apr 19 2004, 23:18:16
  - The nice Jenova hen? Not sure. Should have nabbed it. (NT) -- shadeshark saw it too!, Mon, Apr 19 2004, 19:44:05
- Excuse me as I choke... -- Heywood, Mon, Apr 19 2004, 17:59:45
- Re: I can't stop! -- Velox, Mon, Apr 19 2004, 20:31:58
  - Okay, all together now: -- shadeshark, Mon, Apr 19 2004, 22:39:42
    - More! -- Velox, Wed, Apr 21 2004, 2:35:59
    - Bwahahaha! -- Catseye, Fri, Apr 23 2004, 19:40:11
      - Oh no! Beam! -- The Sofa Of Death, Sat, Apr 24 2004, 18:54:24
  - With these detailed summaries, we won't have to read the stories because we already know what happens! -- The Twonky, Sat, Apr 24 2004, 23:42:28