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Date Posted: Mon, Apr 19 2004, 17:00:45
Author: shadeshark
Subject: Re: I can't stop!
In reply to: shadeshark 's message, "I can't stop!" on Mon, Apr 19 2004, 13:34:15

�The little Cloud always wish to have yaoitic time with Sephiroth.�

�Rufus father is death. He is wondering wether exectives of Shinra will sopport him.�

�The golden chocodo tells that Cloud should take Sephiroth's hand. Once he takes Sephiroth's hand, he will make the same mistake which caused very big problem of the world.�

A little bird wanted the world to have problems.

�Vincent suddenly jumps out from the cuffin. Vincent let Cloud to talk about Sephiroth. Cloud does not talk about Sephiroth much because once he talks what happened between Cloud and Sephiroth, everyone will hate Cloud. Vincent understand that Cloud also has made a bad mistake in his past. He takes Cloud into the cuffin and attemps sleeping with him.�

�Vincent tells that Sephiroth is just look like his most loved one "Rucletia" and returns into his cuffin. He seems to be attracted by Sephiroth because he thinks that Sephiroth is just like Rucletia. He seems crying in the cuffin because he cannot love a guy even though Sephiroth looks like Recletia (Vincent is very complicated man). Well, Sephiroth really wants to know who Recletia is. He throws Cloud and his friends out from the room and attemps taking Vincent out from the cuffin again in order to ask who Rucletia is.
Vincent tells that Rucletia is Sephiroth's mother.�

�A baby chocobo hatchs from a egg. Yufi is very happy! She loves the baby chocobo. Vincent come here. He is not interested in the baby chocobo at all. He tells that people can have baby without love. Yufi gets really mad at what he said.�

�FLASH!

The canon shoot beam.�

Oh no! Beam!

�Vincent tells that he is not sure to kill Cloud. He may consider it if he is offered something. . .Vincent is changing his bantage around his head.�

�Cloud licks his sword and says " I have been waiting for Clouto". Clouto means people who are good at something. Tifa is wondering that Cloud has had a yaoi night with Sephiroth. Sephiroth was abused so nice by Cloud, so He decided to call Cloud to Clouto. Cloud and his friends are watching Tifa's sexy movie. She is just taking off her clothes. They are so excited. The movie suddenly ends.�

Winner of the What the Blue Hell award!

�Maybe, he wants Sephiroth to forgive what he has done for long time ago. No! he does not want to be forgiven. Vincent is the one who has been put in such terrible trouble�

�His momy does not like Cloud to become a soilder. She does not believe sheshe Cloud can become a good soilder.�

�Cloud rises his hand up and runs into Sephiroth to give a big hug so that he can show some affection to sephiroth.�

�Sephiroth gives tough time to Cloud, but Cloud loves sephiroth. Now, Sephiroth is dead.�

�Cloud tells Rufus that he has heard Rufus never move like a frog while having sex on a bed.�

I think that was the result of the game where you whisper a secret around a circle.

�There are so many monsters hunging around.�

�Cloud and sephiroth are on cruize. Cloud likes Sephiroth. He wants Sephiroth give him a hug someday. . . He thought that Sephiroth attempts suiside or something. He takes Sephiroth's hand and carries back sephiroth to the boat�

By the HAND?

�He knows a girl who can provide safe place in slam.�

What, she�s throwing them all in jail?

�Rufus tells that he does not have any idea what he has to do when he sees the innocent poppy's eyes.�

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Replies:

Where is the hen one? -- Tilly, Mon, Apr 19 2004, 17:12:26
- Completely OT for _just_ a moment, here... -- Rosie, Mon, Apr 19 2004, 19:37:03
  - Aww, thanks ^_^ -- Tilly, Mon, Apr 19 2004, 23:18:16
- The nice Jenova hen? Not sure. Should have nabbed it. (NT) -- shadeshark saw it too!, Mon, Apr 19 2004, 19:44:05
Excuse me as I choke... -- Heywood, Mon, Apr 19 2004, 17:59:45
Re: I can't stop! -- Velox, Mon, Apr 19 2004, 20:31:58
- Okay, all together now: -- shadeshark, Mon, Apr 19 2004, 22:39:42
  - More! -- Velox, Wed, Apr 21 2004, 2:35:59
  - Bwahahaha! -- Catseye, Fri, Apr 23 2004, 19:40:11
    - Oh no! Beam! -- The Sofa Of Death, Sat, Apr 24 2004, 18:54:24
- With these detailed summaries, we won't have to read the stories because we already know what happens! -- The Twonky, Sat, Apr 24 2004, 23:42:28