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Date Posted: 23:16:00 09/30/03 Tue
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's message, "3x11: Coupling" on 23:15:25 09/30/03 Tue
EXT – CENTRAL PARK – NIGHT
Harmony and Andrew both dressed head to toe in black, pop their heads round the side of the gate and look around carefully.
(We move across to see several people walking dogs and such like)
HARMONY
Damn it!
ANDREW
Relax, we’ll come back later
HARMONY
Not that doofus, I’m hungry
ANDREW
Oh, well, there’s a burger bar over there
HARMONY
(slapping Andrew round the head)
Move.
CUT TO.
INT – RESTAURANT – NIGHT
TARA
Well this is nice
ANYA
(Drunk)
It’s not nice Tara, it’s awkward
XANDER
Anya!
ANYA
Well, let’s face it we all wanted nice romantic evening alone without Faith and without Willow and without each other
FAITH
Yo’ Anya if you’ve got something to say how about you say it
WILLOW
You know, like you do with everything else
TARA
Will…
ANYA
I think I just said it.
(rolls eyes)
Who fancies a dead man’s party?
JONES
What?
ANYA
(to Jones)
Me, you, Tara back to mine for a few drinks
FAITH
I died too
ANYA
For like a minute, that doesn’t count
FAITH
You didn’t even die
ANYA
I was close!
FAITH
Not close enough
ANYA
Xander are you going to let her speak to me like this?
XANDER
So, Jones – you know how girls like to go to the toilet in pairs?
JONES
Right there with ya
Jones gets up and leaves, Xander pauses for a moment
XANDER
That sounded really gay
(beat)
Care to join us Tara
TARA
T-toilet sounds good
ANYA
Now see what you did, you both scared them away
WILLOW
Us? You sure it wasn’t you and your drunken stupor?
ANYA
You know what?
FAITH
Not really but I’m sure you’re about to reveal all
Anya slams her hands on her hips as she stands up, immediately toppling over in a drunken state. Willow and Faith try not to laugh.
ANYA
Crap!
Anya places her hands on the table to pull herself up
ANYA
Oh god! You made me break my ring!
WILLOW
Made you?
FAITH
Don’t think the chips the issue right now ladies
All three stand back as everyone in the restaurant literally freezes to the spot, with the exception of the girls.
A pale blue smoke comes up from the ring and sets in the shape of a woman.
WILLOW
That’s new
CUT TO.
EXT – CENTRAL PARK – NIGHT
Harmony and Andrew are stood by the tree holding candles in front of them
HARMONY
So what’s with the candles because fire makes me kind of nervous
ANDREW
It’s just for…all spells need candles
HARMONY
Do not
ANDREW
Do to
HARMONY
Says who?
ANDREW
Someone
HARMONY
Yeah well Sabrina never uses candles!
ANDREW
Oh please…Phoebe and Piper always uses candles and the spells always rhyme, you think you can just point your finger and make magic? Get real!
HARMONY
Loser
ANDREW
Bite me
(off look)
No, go away
CUT TO.
INT – RESTAURANT – NIGHT
FAITH
What the hell is this bitches deal?
ANYA
She froze my flan, I don’t like frozen flan – it doesn’t wiggle
WILLOW
What is she?
WOMAN/QUEEN
Ask the questions to me
FAITH
What are you and do you know how much you’re paying for that meal?
QUEEN
You think you can take me?
FAITH
Dude, I’m the slayer
QUEEN
One of many
FAITH
The ONLY one
The Ice queen raises her hand towards Faith and shoots her across the room with shatters or ice
ANYA
Hey!
Anya begins to batter the queen with her purse
WILLOW
Anya! Stop it!
The queen turns to Willow and smacks her across the restaurant
CUT TO.
INT – BATHROOM
XANDER
You think we should…
JONES
No!
XANDER
Tara?
TARA
Nah uh
CUT TO.
EXT – CENTRAL PARK – NIGHT
HARMONY
Andrew, nothings happening
ANDREW
Shh…
HARMONY
Get bent…oops, too late for that
ANDREW
Drop dead, oops too late for that
HARMONY
Loser
ANDREW
Stiff
HARMONY
Freak
ANDREW
Dumbass!
HARMONY
Dumbass
(beat)
Damn!
ANDREW
This should be working by now…okay, one last try
Andrew takes a deep breath and holds his candle out again
ANDREW
Okay, people who were here before…
HARMONY
Pete and Billy
ANDREW
Billy?
HARMONY
I told you they live in the tree
ANDREW
I know that!
(ignoring)
People who live in the tree, come out
Nothing.
HARMONY
You think that was gonna work?
ANDREW
Shut up Harmony!
The two of them begin walking off as a flash of lightning smacks down and crashes the tree to the ground
HARMONY
Nice job Andrew!
ANDREW
I didn’t do that
HARMONY
Should we put that fire out?
ANDREW
We should run…
HARMONY
Good plan
The two begin scattering off as Pete and Billy appear from the tree holding hands, both wave and say thank you as they fade away.
CUT TO.
INT – RESTAURANT – NIGHT
The Ice queen has frozen Faith, Anya and Willow solid as Harmony and Andrew enter.
HARMONY
Forgot my wages…hey!
She stands opposite the Ice queen
HARMONY
Excuse me
Harmony begins to storm over to her but she trips over a fallen table cloth and knocks a candle straight onto the table setting on fire and melting the Ice queen down.
TARA
You think it’s…
(looks around)
safe…
ANYA
Xander where did you get my ring from?
END OF PART THREE
INT – CAR – MORNING
Willow, Tara, Andrew and Faith are packed into the car as Harmony pulls faces by the window.
FAITH
Later yo’
TARA
Good luck Xander
The car drives off as Anya turns to Xander, extremely pissed
ANYA
Where?
XANDER
Seers
ANYA
Where?
XANDER
Tiffany’s
ANYA
Xander!
XANDER
A stool in Central Park…some gypsy man was selling them cheap and I’d just paid for your new hair
ANYA
You know what to do?
XANDER
No…not again
ANYA
You’re washing the pans for a month Alexander Lavelle Harris!
CUT TO.
INT – CAR – DAY
FAITH
You think he’ll live
WILLOW
Not if he’s lucky
FAITH
Yo’ Andrew you’re lucky you had such a relaxed night
ANDREW
Yeah…
Andrew looks out the window as Pete and Billy both wave him goodbye
CUT TO.
INT – FAITH’S APARTMENT – DAY
The door is hanging off it’s ledges, the table is smashed and the windows are broken, the furniture is turned over and glass carpets the floor.
DARREN
Hello?
Darren walks in, closely followed by Jamie.
DARREN
Dawn?
He looks over past the table where he sees Dawn lying, out cold, blood across her face.
DARREN
Dawn!
END.
Co-starring
Justin Berfield – Darren Summers
Penny Lane – Jamie Dockerson
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