Date Posted:17:14:30 05/22/07 Tue Author: The Commissioner General Author Host/IP: 124.180.39.211 Subject: ROUND 3 In reply to:
The Comissioner General
's message, "2007 RFL DRAW" on 18:27:40 05/02/07 Wed
ROUND 2
McHales Navy 21.16 (142) V Swangunners 30.24 (204)
ICE IS NOT NICE FOR NAVY?
THE Navy has been embroiled in a bitter drugs controversy after hitting a red and white iceberg on the weekend.
Not-so-Jovial Jock said his side still did not know what hit them after the Gunners sunk them by 10 goals.
"Ice? Isn't that something you put it in your rum?" McHale said. "Surely it can't sink ships or force Eagles to go into rehab?"
With Kerr and Judd both starring for his team, Swangunners coach Horse refused to comment on anything to do with ice.
NAVY
FWD: Lucas 1.0, Didak 2.0, Gehrig 2.2
MID: K Cornes 3.5, Black 4.0, Lockyer 4.1
RUCK: Lade 3.3, TACK: J Bolton 2.5
RUSH OUT FOR CURRY AFTER WAKKY TOBACCY
Mutley's Mob were made to munch masses of humble curry pie after being smoked by VVS Laxatives on Saturday.
The Wakky Races's plan to "bong it long into the forward line" backfired as the crew from Calcutta served up an unpleasant dish to the wakked out gang.
"Like faaaaar out Man, we had the munchies, like reeeeelly bad, man" said Mutley. "It was like, some reaaaally bad shit, man."
Carr delivered for the Curry in a hurry boys, while Casissi was best of the (vindi)-losers.
WAKKY
FWD: C Jones 2.3, Mooney 1.0, Tarrant 2.2
MID: S Thompson 2.3, C Cornes 2.3, T Edwards 3.5
RUCK: J White 1.5, Cassisi 5.1
Elliots Last Shout 17.22 (124) defeated by University Wolves 24.18 (162)
ELLIOTS FRIDGE EMPTY AFTER STUDENTS PARTY
There was nothing left at home for the Pisspots to enjoy after the University Wolves cleaned out them out on Friday night.
ELS were left with the dregs, as the Wolves raided the cabinet and drunk the spoils.
"The only positive we got out of the night was some stale pizza," a dejected Piggggssssarrrsssse said.
ELS
FWD: J Brown 1.3, B Johnson 1.0, Darcy 2.1
MID: McLeod 3.5, West 4.4, Houlihan 3.0
RUCK: Charman 2.5, TACK: Kirk 1.4
Darkness Eternal 20.20 (140) defeated by Party Animals 30.14 (205)
DISCO IN THE DARK NO FUN FOR SHADOWS
It was Party time at Dark Park, but not for the home team at the weekend.
As the Party Animals raged, the friendless shadows stood and watched from the corner hoping someone might let them join in.
"WOOOOHOOOOO," said PA coach Molly Gudinski after the game. "WOOOOHOOOOHOOOO, piss off nerds!" he continued as the Party Boys led by Fev and Quinten Lynch went on a 30 goal rampage.
