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Subject: things not to say to your bride on your wedding day

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danersmiff and gal-pal suzy..

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Date Posted: 16:58:24 12/10/04 Fri

1. you got jeans on, so why can't i wear your skirt?
2. i bought the flowers, so you're buying the motel!
3. You drive!
4. I was doing just fine till you said I do?
5. what do i need a stinking ring for?
6. the preacher has to finish by 4, so you can go to work!
7. Did you see how big that womans boobs were?
8. Did you see the dress my ex had on?
9. I am only doing this cuz I need a tax break!
10. Wait! - you got a spec of mascara in your mustache!

We got the marriage license today, see the J.O.P. Monday, the 13th. Just another quiet little wedding in Katy, Texas. I hope some of this makes you smile. We are still keeping the faith, and praying for you! wish us luck on Monday! luv d---

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[> Subject: Congrads to our future Mr.& Mrs.DANERSMIFF!
Author: Mark [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 11:36:37 12/11/04 Sat Looks like Miss Sue finally buckled....that DANERSMIFF is a persistant lil devil...LOL! Any honey moon plans?????? Thanks for keeping my Little Sister in your prayers! Good luck to you guys! ...and if I ever make it back to the great state of TEXAS,I'm coming by to visit ya,with case of Rolling Rock in hand!

[> [> Subject: visit heck - you better stay again
Author: d.s. [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 13:52:43 12/11/04 Sat and bring stacy with you. when she gets done whipping this we are all gonna want to party a little!

[> Subject: HOLY COW!
Author: Stacy [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 02:17:57 12/12/04 Sun IT'S ABOUT TIME! But seriously, CONGRATULATIONS! I'm very happy for both of you!

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