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| Subject: WOOOOOW | |
Author: Chappy (😂) [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 09:36:45 06/22/17 Thu First time seeing this shit!! I died!! [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
| Subject: Hilarious!! | |
Author: Lina [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 21:20:08 04/22/06 Sat This is truly hilarious. take care! [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
| Subject: Great Site | |
Author: Tiffany H [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 18:48:29 08/06/05 Sat I'm glad to see you guys found a way to entertain yourselves and us even though y'all are in a shitty place. The website is great and I'm sure the olympix will be a great success. Hope to see y'all soon! -Tiffany [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
| Subject: Bringing the heat! | |
Author: Lou-v (The Punisher) [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 12:58:48 08/01/05 Mon Bitches! I just realized that it would be easier on all of you if I let you know ahead of time that I will dominate these events! I suggest you all put in a lot of time practicing between now and the beginning of the competition. I understand that you may try to lessen my atheletic prowess by attempting to get me drunk before each event. While this technique may work on some lesser competitors, it's feeble at best when you applying it to a drinker of my caliber. However if you feel it's still worth a shot, I'll drink every free drink you want to give me (happily). Keep this in mind while you all struggle for second place! Sincerely, The champion of all sports that involve minimal running! [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
| Subject: Boneheads of America | |
Author: founder [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 16:11:56 07/28/05 Thu Since no one has obligation to write remarks or suggestions about the upcoming olympix, I as the commander of chief will uphold this oblgation to inform you of our future fame. Banners are being made as we speak. We have finally got a price on hats. We have pretty much finalized the logo for our shirts and will present it to our T-shirt sponsors of BBR creative and design. Golfing will still be held on the fifth of November. Tailgating party is still held for October 29th. The bowling event will be held the Monday following the Golf event. We will be entertaining ourselves at Hooters with Monday night trivia and soon after bowl ourselves to drunkeness. We are trying to even have a band play for one of our events. Further arrangements will be made. We are still in Baghdad for those who dont know. But we are looking for suggestions about anything and would like for you to include it on our website. Pictures can be sent to us so we can post them. Even if you want to clown someone for what they did over a weekend would be cool. Heck, were in Iraq and nothing cool happens here so enlighten us. Thanks for your time and write you assholes. B Thib, B Rock, whatever you want to call me. [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
| Subject: To Ryan | |
Author: Angry in Turkmenistan [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 01:35:34 07/08/05 Fri Ryan, First of all young man, my mom reads this brilliant website, so she now knows, along with countless others, that you have signed your death warrant for breaking my new “NO ONE WILL SPEAK OF MY MOTHER IN A NAUGHTY MANNER RULE”(which is punishable by an excruciatingly painful death). You can now expect to be tortured upon my arrival in the great state of Louisiana. I have learned quite a few grisly techniques while living in this dictatorial society. Iran, Afghanistan, and Uzbekistan are within a stone’s throw of Ashgabat, so don’t, for one minute think that I haven’t been in that chair, staring at foot long electrical probes, just waiting to be molested by little dirty brown men who were trying to extract extremely sensitive information out of my disciplined body. Okay, maybe that was just on a movie, but I have seen many movies about interrogation, so I know what I’m doing. I suggest you start with your goodbyes now, and you WILL Will me your Kegerator. …and my knowledge of the world is far superior to yours. The world is far larger than the Gulf Coast and Cancun. You educate yourself with your dusty books from the shelves of the UL library, while I live and learn with the people of which you have only read of. Again, this can all go away if you take me fishing. Good Day [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
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| Subject: Moving...sorry | |
Author: Patriotic in Turkmenistan [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 03:31:22 07/08/05 Fri Dear Mr. Thesaurus, I appreciate the proposal to move a couple of games to Turkmenistan, but luckily I will be departing post in less than a week for my next assignment in the country otherwise known as hell…Quito, Ecuador. I would be glad to accept your proposal in Quito, but Spaniards, Indians, and Mestizos(who gave up their traditional ways to wear denim), may be able to shoot tequila and sew, but I doubt they have the ability to toss a ringer, run a pool table, or shank a Top Flight X-out into the Family Dollar parking lot on #11 at the Jay & Lionel Hebert Municipal Golf Course on Mudd Ave.. The actual point I am trying to get at here is the Bonehead Olympix is an American event. America is the greatest country in this sad and impure world. As much as I would like to take part in the events this year, I will have to leave it up to you, my fellow Americans, to compete passionately on our own fine soil. …and sorry, there’s no ‘Buzkashi’ in the gigantic metropolis of Ashgabat. If I wouldn’t have worked every damn day this past year, I could have visited the tribes of the Karakum Desert(the actual hottest desert in the world) and maybe have found this interesting game or a similar one. Good Day to you also [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
| Subject: Duty Calls | |
Author: Lonely in Turkmenistan [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 02:24:44 07/02/05 Sat Due to my unwavering service to protect our great country from terrorists worldwide, I may not be able to attend BHO 2005. You will be in my thoughts as I sit here and wait for a “homicide” bomber to enter the sights of one of my many weapons. I can however, drink my self into slight depression, while I long for the day when I can, in no particular order, eat crawfish from Crawfish Time on Moss St., shoot a pintail, and perform coitus with a lucky Cajun Queen. I will be competing ferociously from 2007 until death. [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
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| Subject: Thanks Guys | |
Author: Van Muleface [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 19:57:55 06/28/05 Tue Guys, you rock. I have a question about democratic idealism, and whether or not it can influence your respect for your commanders. I believe in this war becuase it is rooted in the Jefferson principle that Democracy will one day be spread throughout the entire world, that humans in general desire and deserve liberty from oppression. I also believe that it is the U.S.'s responsibility to shy from isolationism and give Democracy to others who cannot achieve it on their own. It's obvious that I'm naive, and that others might not share this viewpoint, but regardless of ideology the fact remains that we will be here until stability and democracy has been achieved in Iraq. There is a certain man whose name rhymes with Lt. Troyd Fluax, and he constantly expresses his desire to get out of the military, stating that he will resign his commission as soon as we get home. He says that this war is pointless, based on greed, and that the only reason he is here is to collect a check. My question is whether or not such esteemed boneheads as yourself would feel less respect for such a man based on such statements? Are there any regulations that restrict such statements from commissioned officers and NCO's? Do you think there should be? [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
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| Subject: Message Of Outrage | |
Author: Censured by the Man [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 17:50:03 06/27/05 Mon I quit. If this is how we are going to play, I quit. If I wanted to be edited, I would have continued to write for the Vermillion. This isn't the lame-ass Tiger Tracks, or a pamphlet for the "Religious Right" is it? Is this a biased textbook spun to the point of absurdity, wishing to show only one side of an infinitely complex whole? My indignation requires me to act under a guise of ethics and morality, although it is widely known that I hold neither dear. Until I feel differently, I quit. [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
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| Subject: Son of a bitch | |
Author: Ryan Ducote [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 08:58:10 06/26/05 Sun I think I might go buy a ping pong table today. I am king! Ryan AKA- Future Bonehead Champion [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
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| Subject: WOW!! | |
Author: Ashley Guidry [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 18:03:35 06/21/05 Tue This site is absolutely great!! I couldn't have laughed harder at my computer at work! Good Job Guys and can't wait until ya'll get home to make some more pictures and memories for the site! [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
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| Subject: i think i fucking pissed on myself!!! | |
Author: Carrie Dauphin [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 07:46:28 06/22/05 Wed guys, this shit is way to funny!!! i had to show it to everyone at my work because they heard the music and my laughing and they loved it!! Now i have people coming by my office to see this shit!! Way to go guys- some way you can still think of funny- fucked up shit all the way across the earth!!!! I love ya'll see ya when ya get home!! Carrie [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
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| Subject: Frankly my dear, I just crapped myself | |
Author: Hairy Pairatesticles [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 17:43:11 06/18/05 Sat In the course of human events, rarely does a person rise above the masses and transcend the boundaries of what we consider both gifted and exceptional. We see here today not only one man who is to be deemed a figure-head of the era, someone who future generations will strive to emulate, we see...more than one man. A group, maybe. There's definitely four. At least. As a representative of the horde, the huddled masses, and the unexceptional I merely want to express my appreciation of what you've done here, and share with you how much you've inspired me. I made wine and beer in theater, beeatch. [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
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| Subject: Sponsorship | |
Author: Jim Thibodeaux [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 14:47:50 06/18/05 Sat Pelican Park would be interested in sponsoring the pool tournament. Do you know how many tables will be required. Also, can help in hotels if rooms are needed. Can also find t-shirt sponsors. What is the cost to sponsor an event? [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
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| Subject: By the way.... | |
Author: Lainey [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 10:44:53 06/16/05 Thu Your official website name is now www.boneheadolympix.org I just tried it out and it worked, congrats! That should make it a lot easier. I also have all the songs set on the pages. Let me know what you think. Have you guys ever thought about darts being one of the events? Now there's a game where I can drink a lot and still have one hell of a good time! [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
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| Subject: Coo | |
Author: Jacob [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 14:22:15 06/15/05 Wed This question is for Lou-v. Why do you find it necessary to always take pictures of yourself with a tight shirt or no shirt on? And good job on the site. [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
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| Subject: Kicking it off | |
Author: Boneheads [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 13:07:43 06/15/05 Wed This is the shizzle, thank you very much! [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |
| Subject: Kicking this thing off... | |
Author: Lainey P [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 05:50:40 06/15/05 Wed Here it is you guys, let me know what you think! [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |