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Date Posted: 04:19:32 03/31/06 Fri
Author: chrys
Subject: a political funny

someone told me this the other day.

so george bush, dick cheney and donald rumsfeld are flying on air force one, and bush turns to the others, grins and says, "you know, i could throw a $1000 bill out the window and make someone very happy."

cheney's all like, "oh yeah? well i could throw ten $100 bills out the window right now and make ten people really happy."

so then rumsfeld is like, "well boys, i could throw a hundred $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people really happy."

then the pilot turns to the co-pilot and says, "listen to those arrogant pricks. i could throw those three assholes out of the plane right now and make 64 million people really happy."

really i think that's an underestimation, especially if you count people who don't live in the US...

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[> Re: a political funny -- carson1, 11:10:50 03/31/06 Fri [1]

HEHE! I like that! Thanks for the laugh, Chrys!

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[> Re: a political funny -- chrys, 11:26:12 03/31/06 Fri [1]

wanna hear a non-political funny?

i am paraphrasing a joke that a friend received in email that had us cracking up.

so there's this old couple claude and maude, who are both like 91 years old and living in a retirement community. even though they're getting up there in years, they're still active, and they start to develop a friendship, and an attraction to each other. claude asks maude out for lunch. they have a great time, and enjoy a couple of drinks. at the end of the lunch date, claude asks maude back to his place so they can have a little fun. she accepts, and one thing leads to another until they are getting it ON!

afterwards, claude thinks, "wow, if i'd known maude was a virgin, i would have been gentler."

afterwards, maude thinks, "wow, if i'd known claude could still do it, i would have taken off my pantyhose."

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