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Date Posted: 11:10:50 03/31/06 Fri
Author: carson1
Subject: Re: a political funny
In reply to: chrys 's message, "a political funny" on 04:19:32 03/31/06 Fri

HEHE! I like that! Thanks for the laugh, Chrys!

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[> Re: a political funny -- chrys, 11:26:12 03/31/06 Fri [1]

wanna hear a non-political funny?

i am paraphrasing a joke that a friend received in email that had us cracking up.

so there's this old couple claude and maude, who are both like 91 years old and living in a retirement community. even though they're getting up there in years, they're still active, and they start to develop a friendship, and an attraction to each other. claude asks maude out for lunch. they have a great time, and enjoy a couple of drinks. at the end of the lunch date, claude asks maude back to his place so they can have a little fun. she accepts, and one thing leads to another until they are getting it ON!

afterwards, claude thinks, "wow, if i'd known maude was a virgin, i would have been gentler."

afterwards, maude thinks, "wow, if i'd known claude could still do it, i would have taken off my pantyhose."

!

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