Date Posted:11:26:12 03/31/06 Fri Author: chrys Subject: Re: a political funny In reply to:
chrys
's message, "a political funny" on 04:19:32 03/31/06 Fri
wanna hear a non-political funny?
i am paraphrasing a joke that a friend received in email that had us cracking up.
so there's this old couple claude and maude, who are both like 91 years old and living in a retirement community. even though they're getting up there in years, they're still active, and they start to develop a friendship, and an attraction to each other. claude asks maude out for lunch. they have a great time, and enjoy a couple of drinks. at the end of the lunch date, claude asks maude back to his place so they can have a little fun. she accepts, and one thing leads to another until they are getting it ON!
afterwards, claude thinks, "wow, if i'd known maude was a virgin, i would have been gentler."
afterwards, maude thinks, "wow, if i'd known claude could still do it, i would have taken off my pantyhose."
