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Date Posted: 15:55:21 03/24/06 Fri
Author: Jes
Subject: Re: Creating Jesianity: Help me brainstorm
In reply to: Jes 's message, "Creating Jesianity: Help me brainstorm" on 15:51:13 03/24/06 Fri

Let's get rid of racism too.

Like flowers of Goddess earth, we are many colors. But we are all flowers.

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[> Re: Creating Jesianity: Help me brainstorm -- 23, 16:11:18 03/24/06 Fri [1]

You're being far too reasonable with this stuff. You need to be ridiculous to be taken seriously as a religion. Reason is the opposite of faith.

The earth was created out of the void 5 billion years ago by a big fat, omnipotent, immortal baby who wanted a ball to play with. The baby, like all babies, was covered in germs. The germs got all over the ball and the germs evolved into squid, pecan trees and us.

The only commandment is to not do things that would make the uber-baby cry, like sitting still and learning things. So you have to constantly dance around and make funny faces and stuff, which will eventually lead to enlightenment in a state of baby-like idiocy and ignorance.

Now we've just got to work money in there somehow...

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