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Date Posted: 15:56:52 08/04/03 Mon
Author: buickkiller
Subject: to the theme of the hillbillies song

Here's a little story bout a girl named Jen,
it's bout a buick regal and it's really bad engine,
they tore the engine down and went back together fast,
talked alot of shit about how they'd whip some ass.

""cars that is,1/4 mile, 1320feet."" musical break

Well come on race day, did the regal show?,
no cause Jen said they had no oil flow,
now Jamie scratched his head while Jen went to pulling hose,
what happened to oilpressure no one yet knows.

""dropped that is, 60-0 in 1sec flat."" musical break

Now could it be the filter or the pump shaft,
when i heard the news i admitt i had a laugh,
they pulled off the oilfilter and much to their surprise,
when they turned the pump by hand the pressure dint rise.

""oopps that is, bearing spun."" musical break

So i guess it goes to show sometimes fast isnt good,
dont be into big a hurry for bolting on the hood,
and b4 you go to speak think about what your gonna say,
and damn better make sure it'll be there on race day!!!!!

Just poking fun jen, hope it isnt too bad.

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That song is: "10's" across the board! -- Frenchman, 21:34:48 08/04/03 Mon
- I agree with Frenchy -- Jen, 22:30:59 08/04/03 Mon