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Date Posted: Friday, November 22, 08:17:05pm
In reply to:
Arielle
's message, "HEHE!!!!!!!" on Friday, November 22, 03:05:42pm
Chapter 9
-Disclaimer-
Karamono-[Holding a bound and gagged Glorindiel at sword point] Now, say it? I don not own the Lord of the Rings.
Glorindiel-[Through the gag] I oo ot own Lor o the Ings!
Karamono-Close enough, AND now say: Karamono will dominate this chapter while Glorindiel is TEMPORARLY UNABLE TO.
Glorindiel-Aramono ill ominate this chater ile Orindeil is EMORARILY UNAILE OO!
Karamono-Good girl! Have a cookie, oh, right, you can?t because you?re bound and gagged by ME!MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ON WITH THE FIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter 9
All fans of this fic-[Charge at Karamono and bound and gag him until they undo Glorindiel]
Karamono-EY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Glorindiel-In your face, Vile Musey-Type Thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All fans of this fic-[Untie Karamono and crush his bones to dust because they?re squeezing him]
Karamono-[Turning a really dark shade of purple] HELP!
Glorindiel-I command all of you to stop! Karamono is getting squeezed to death!
All fans of this fic-[Stop]
Glorindiel-Thank you.
Frodo-NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, well [shrugs and leaves Gandalf falling]
All Fellowship that is left-[Run out of Moria]
Aragorn-Let?s say goodbye to our fallen comrade
All-[One millisecond goes by in silence, then they go on]
Karamono-That was mean!
Mithquesse-yeah! Gandalf?s my favorite character!
Glorindiel-Too bad for the both of you! This is MY fic! It goes by MY rules! [Really overreacting and throwing a hissy fit]
Karamono and Mithquesse-OK! [Back away slowly]
Glorindiel-[Advancing on them, fuming]
HOBBIT GIRL-[Appears] HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mithquesse-[Runs to her and hugs her] Thank you for coming! She?s gone crazy! [Points to the crazed Glorindiel]
HOBBIT GIRL-What?s wrong with that? YOU CAN?T GET AWAY FROM MAD PEPOLE! WE?RE ALL MAD HERE! [Does the whole Cheshire Cat thing, slowly disappearing while she?s laughing insanely]
Mithquesse-OK, that?s just FREAKY! How?d she do that? [To Glorindiel]
Glorindiel-[Shrugs] Better Special Effects Budget than us?
Mithquesse-Must be. Either that or?or?or?
Glorindiel-Or what?
Mithquesse-Or she?s really the Cheshire Cat in disguise!!!!!!!!
All-[SCREAM DAMN BLOODY MURDER]
Back to the fic!
Karamono-You have to say that EVERY fic, because you get off on a wild tangent, don?t you?
Glorindiel-I guess so, but why do you care?
BACK TO THE FIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They reach the Woods of Lothlorien.
Galadriel-[Wearing a peasant shirt and really tight-fitting bell bottom pants] Hello, Wassup?!?! [Like the alien dude in the Budweiser commercial during the Super Bowl]
All of the Fellowship, even the late Gandalf the Grey-[SCREAM DAMN BLOODY MURDER AGAIN]
Frodo-Heeeey! [Eyes her very scarily]
Celeborn-[Comes up behind him and slaps him out cold] HANDS OFF!!!!!!!!!
Frodo-?x_x?But everyone gets all the GOOD girls! [Revived quickly because of Cleburne?s weakling hit]
Boromir-WHAT are you WEARING?!?!?!?!?!
Celeborn-[Has pants that are falling off his ass and a big Japanese print tee-shirt and a backwards hat with the words:
?One Ring to Rule them all??
Around the hole for girls? ponytails. (Note- That IS what the hat for the Fellowship of the Ring looks like-I should know, I have it?It was supposed to be dad?s, but ummmmm?)] It?s what everyone else is wearing!
Sam-[Looks pointedly around the Fellowship, no one is wearing that] REALLY?
Legolas-[Oblivious to Sam] Hey, man! Where?d you get them duds! I want some!
Celeborn-Well, I have some that would probably fit you?[Trails off, walking to his closet with Legolas following him like a hound]
Boromir-OOOOOOOOOOK!
Pippin-I?m hungry!
Merry-Me too!
Sam-Me three!
The three hobbits- [Look to Frodo expectantly]
Frodo-[Matter-of-factly] I?m not hungry! [His stomach growls loudly, contradicting what he just said]
Galadriel- Ok, let?s eat!
All but Legolas and Celeborn-[Go eat a big dinner]
Gimli-[To Galadriel] Sooooooo, you been married long?
Galadriel-Oh, yes. About 657 years! And that it 675 years TOO LONG, living with him!
Gimli-You wanna come live with me and?
Galadriel-Duh! And miss all of these PESANT SHIRTS? No way! In your dreams! [Takes out an emery board and files her nails]
The Fellowship stays in Lothlorien for?umm?[Paper rustling and one of those adding machines is heard]?a really long time.
The day they left?
Legolas-[In his new clothes] Thanks, bro! I mean these clothes are da? bomb!
Gimli-Ya SURE?!
Galadriel-[For the thousandth time] YES, I?M SURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Frodo, Merry, Pippin, and Sam-Hear, hear for the food!
Aragorn-No thanks to you I?m going to marry your granddaughter!
Galadriel-WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? [Slaps him with her fringed handbag ($30 from Younkers, if you must know, I don?t carry one, but the price is ridiculous, so I thought I?d put it in here)] NO ONE?S MARRYING MY LITTLE ARIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Arwen)
Aragorn-Ow?fringe?hurts?burns!
Boromir-So I am going to die soon, aren?t I?
Galadriel-Positive.
Boromir-I WAS RIGHT! In your face, Pretty-Boy!
Galadriel-Oh, yeah, almost forgot, here Frodo[Tosses him a flashlight] May it be a light to you when all other lights have gone out, blah,blah,blah.
Frodo-Cool! [Turning it on and off in his eyes] Woah! Come back little spots! [Chases light spots around the room]
Galadriel-Yeah. [Blows a bubble from her chewing gum, then smacks it back into her mouth] Well, bye, now get off of our land!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![Pushes the boats with the Company out into the river and over a waterfall, which puts them right on course]
Will the Fellowship see the end of weird people??????????????????????????? Will YOU see the end of weird people????????????????????????????? I s HOBBIT GIRL the Cheshire Cat in disguise?????????????????????????????????
Find out in chapter 10!
Also, Fellowship, what have you learned from your visit to Lothlorien?
Fellowship-Wassup!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! [Like that alien commercial for Budweiser during the Super Bowl last year or a couple years ago?remember?]
Karamono-[SCREAMS DAMN BLOODY MURDER FOR HE THIRD TIME IN THIS CHAPTER]
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