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Date Posted: 09:06:41 07/13/06 Thu
Author: Kande's Sis, clapping her hands
Subject: Hup, hup, everybody
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "You know, favorite daughter -o-mine" on 16:40:18 07/10/06 Mon

"We've got to get this mansion ship-shape while the Mayor's getting her beauty sleep," KS blows a shrill whistle, remembers the Mayor is sleeping, and gives everyone a sheepish grin. "Oops."

Kande yawns and scratches her rear-end. "I can see why you're making Bubba and Stan and Dad clean. After all, they're the ones who trashed the place. But why me?"

"I did not trash the place. I installed a new doorbell, and put out a opossum trap, and..." Dad begins.

Kande holds up her hand to stop him. "OK. I see you did some work around here. But next time you do laundry, clean out the lint trap. And even though you did put dish soap in the dishwasher that one time and wound up with water all over the floor, you now know how to use it. So use it!" She flings open the doorway to the kitchen and all gasp when they see the mountains of dirty dishes.

"Yikes." CW flinches at the mess and then looks at KS. "I can see certain someones" she glares at Stan and crew "need to get hopping and clean this joint. But what do you need the rest of us for?" Her eyes go to Stardoe, Rabid, IG, Det, and the rest of the crew. Even Scully and Mulder are there.

KS rolls her eyes. "To clean this joint. Because the Mayor is your friend and glorious leader. And she had a bad day yesterday and needs your help."

"Oh. Sure, then." Everyone agrees and gets to work. Except for KS.

"And just where do you think you're going?" Kande narrows her eyes at her sister who is starting to walk out the door.

"I need to take care of the Mayor's bitchy neighbor. Assassin business," KS snarls. Suddenly, a snap is heard outside. KS immediately brightens. "Ah...I think the neighbor may have fallen into my little trap right now." She peers out the door and comes back looking crestfallen. "Nope, just the mailman."

KS goes out and releases the mailman, who throws the Mayor's mail at her and then races off screaming. KS sighs, and puts the mail on the Mayor's table in the front hall. Then her eyes brighten. "I see I will have to use a little cunning," she says, caressing the butt of the .45 in her hip holster. She stands tall and raises her eyes to the ceiling. "As God is my witness, I will nail that neighbor's skin to the Mayor's front door!" She shakes her fist at the heavens and stalks out.

"What was that all about?" Stardoe asks Kande as she shakes the dust mop out the backdoor. They both watch KS disappear into the bushes across the street on her belly.

Kande shakes her head. "Just her usual anti-social behavior."

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Replies:

Kande decides it's time to check on KS -- Kande's Sis, 08:54:42 07/14/06 Fri
- Hours pass -- Kande's Sis, 13:25:06 07/14/06 Fri
  - Kande wakes up, already plotting and planning. -- kande, 08:45:07 07/15/06 Sat
    - Next door at the Mayor's house -- Kande's Sis, 11:24:42 07/16/06 Sun
      - KS pulls on her night vision goggles and blends into the wall -- Kande's Sis, doing said blending, 21:48:57 07/16/06 Sun