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Date Posted: 19:16:19 07/19/06 Wed
Author: kenamom, now a certified mommy too.
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"I fink I bwook my fooff...."
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "Meanwhile, back at the Klub" on 09:10:15 07/18/06 Tue

kande drops the sandwich and slaps her hands over her mouth. Blood begins to spurt out between her fingers. Bubba grabbing a worn bar towel begins to *swish* kande back from the bar. He makes motions to kande that he just polished the bar, if she was to bleed, do it somewhere else. Rabid, fresh out of librarian leadership 303 - leads kande into her office with her right arm and with her left whips a fresh tablecloth out from a set table, magician style, not disturbing a single plastic spoon from the table top. Once in the office she sits kande down in her chair and stuffs the tablecloth in kandes mouth.

"there, comfortable?" Rabid asks cheerfully.

"ummmmuuuggghhhh" kande wails her arms about madly.

"good" Rabid pats her head, "cuz if your hurting we have to call the town dentist, YOUR SISTER and get your teeth fixed. It is the law you know", rolling her eyes. Rabid thinks sometimes it was hard to have a Canadian making laws. "She is fresh off a good kill - primed and ready. Or maybe you WANT me to call her" Rabid comes in close to kande her eyebrows raised, "she might be able to get here this afternoon?"

"OOOOOOOHHHHHHH" kande wails as she shakes her head, eyes wide open in fear. Nope, don't want KS anywhere near her teeth today.

"Good, now sit still and stay quiet and I will find you some fake teeth. Amuse yourself.....your computer is here, do you have any games on it?" Rabid prepares to leave.

kande nods....clicking on her desktop bringing her Washington Mystics Action Screen saver, drool oozes out of her stuffed mouth. She flips through her game file, a math geeks delight, but nothing really excites her. She shrugs....a sigh would be heard but with a mouth full of table cloth, kande can't sigh. She realizes the lack of inspiration even in her computer game selection. She begins to tap the mouse lightly. Kandes mind drifts....she remembers having a purpose in life. Something was important.....her tapping on the mouse speeds up and uses more pressure. The mouse responds and opens the program that kande absent mindly landed on. Her internet browser springs to life on kandes screen.

The soft glow of the google home page makes kande think. How does one rate ones life? How would one measure their contribution to the world? The cursor blinked - or did it wink? - on the blank rectangle.....it was teasing kande, taunting her. kande sits up 'thats it' she thinks...(if anyone was with her all they would hear is "ooooommmmmmm").

"google will know, goodle will tell my what I seek" she thinks as she types her name then hits *GO*

Meanwhile back at the Mayors residence the Mayor is laughing witht he sock puppets, enjoying a light apartif. They exchange stories of camping in the wild, with the wild. Suddenly the chat and laughter stops as the people and the puppets realize that they are not alone. KS has somehow snuck in and was sitting on a high stool, her ankles crossed with her black stilletto's neatly tucked behind the rest.

"Damn I have told you to STOP doing that" KM yells, then smiles at her old friend. "Thank you for the new doormat, how did you know the Flintstones was my third favorite cartoon as a child?"

I read it on your blog" KS smiles and raises her glass to the Mayor. "I enjoyed that last assignment, now what are we going to do? I was thinking we could use the house as another crypt...I mean morgue...you know since Mulder and Scully moved here five years ago there has been a huge increase in suspicious deaths. We always could use another lab...and I have some WONDERFUL idea's for disposal of excess body parts...." KS throws her hands in the air with excitement.

"settle down KS, your idea's are substandard at best. Shipperville has more than enough facilities to take care of our dead. We need to clear out the old and in with the new and exciting. CW has entertained me in a great new centre that is not simply a duplication of another successful service, her idea is new and young and fresh....." the mayor puts down her glass and uses her hands to emphases the young and fresh.

"tell me Mayor, what is CW wonderful new idea??" KS askes with great enthusiasm.

" a retirement lodge!"

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