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Date Posted: 09:10:15 07/18/06 Tue
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: Meanwhile, back at the Klub
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "KS rolls out from the adjoining rosebush" on 14:08:29 07/17/06 Mon

Kande limps back into the Klub, startling the few patrons who are enjoying an afternoon of rootbeer drinking, and Bubba, who was dreamily wiping down one spot on the bar, thinking about the day when he'd take over the Earth. Bubba takes one look at the thorn scratches all over Kande's face and hands her a tube of gel made from slug slime and parrot saliva.

Kande looks at the tube sceptically. "Thanks, I think." She rubs a little on her face, gives a shrill scream, and races for the back of the bar to plunge her head in a sinkfull of dishwater. "Aaaaaahhh."

Scraping her hair back from her face, Kande sits down at the bar and Bubba thunks a glass of rootbeer in front of her. She frowns, the downs it.

"Whoah Kande, better slow down there," Rabid cautions her from behind. She sits down on the stool next to Kande. "Why so glum, chum?"

Bubba sets a grilled cheese sandwich in front of Kande and refills her glass and then goes back to his daydream. Kande puts her head in her hands and sighs. "I'm out of inspiration."

"What do you mean?" Rabid is surprised to hear Kande admit this. Many of the Shippervillians had secretly thought Kande lacked inspiration and taste for years, but never expected to hear her admit it.

"Oh, KS has brought in pirates and she hacks off tattoos -- she's chockful of inspiration. But what do I do? Crawl through rosebushes and make meaningless threats."

"KS is full of something all right," Rabid agrees.
Psychosis might be a better description of that something. But OK, what's bothering you now about that? I mean, KS has always been like that."

"I need to get back at her -- but good."

"Maybe you should look to news headlines for inspiration? I find that always helps me," Rabid informs her, thinking just this morning she'd been thinking about whether or not Oprah was gay, which had been in the headlines. She'd never given a rat's ass about it before, but suddenly it seemed the perfect topic of conversation.

"I dunno," Kande takes a bite of her sandwich and her tooth hits something hard. "Shit!" she says with her mouth full.

"There, you're doing it already!" Rabid says with admiration.

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