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Date Posted: 06:52:56 06/20/06 Tue
Author: Kande's sis
Subject: KS changes her look

KM and Kande tackle the alien laundry, and in a split second are transported to the state of Iowa.

"What the heck?" KM gets off and brushes off the seat of her long skirt. She immediately pulls off her jacket. "God, it's hot here. Are we on Saturn?"

Kande groans. "No, Iowa. And where the heck is my luggage?"

KM spins on her. "You knew we were coming to Iowa?"

Kande holds up a ticket stub. "I knew. I don't know how you got here. I got on a plane this morning, sat there for 4 hours on the runway, and here I am." She stomps her foot. "But where is my luggage?"

While the two start arguing over the clothes in the laundry basket, a van drives up. Both glance over and start in shock. KS gets out, wearing a black leather catsuit and a holster with some honkin' big guns on it. She peers at the two over her sunglasses. "Trouble?" Her hand hovers eagerly over one of the guns.

"KS, is that you?" KM warbles. Damn, that is one hot outfit! She's got to get her one of those. KS looks exactly like Angelina Jolie.

"You look like Angelina Jolie -- pre-pregnancy," Kande snaps at her. "Just what do you think you're doing? We're at mom and dad's house. And what's up with the guns? Don't you have children in that van?"

KS swivels towards her sister, points her gun, and shoots.

Kande yelps as the bullet sizzles past her tee shirt. "What do you think you're doing?"

"Squirrel. Rabid." KS informs her. "I mean, rabid squirrel. Rabid isn't here, she's back in Shipperville." Behind her, two children clamber out of the van and tackle Kande.

Flat on her back on the ground, Kande moans. "This isn't Iowa, this is Hell."

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Kande stands up and dusts herself off. -- kande, 11:26:22 06/25/06 Sun
- KS returns from the laund-O-Mat -- Kande's Sis, 14:54:01 07/01/06 Sat
  - The very next evening -- Kande's Sis, 19:47:37 07/01/06 Sat
    - Don't worry, you big weenie. -- Kande's sis, 22:33:58 07/02/06 Sun
      - Er...excuse me, Miss, do you have a bandaid? -- Kande's Sis, 21:42:29 07/05/06 Wed
        The sound of high pitched giggles... -- Kande's Sis, 15:21:34 07/07/06 Fri
        You know, favorite daughter -o-mine -- Kande's Sis, 16:40:18 07/10/06 Mon
        Hup, hup, everybody -- Kande's Sis, clapping her hands, 09:06:41 07/13/06 Thu
        Kande decides it's time to check on KS -- Kande's Sis, 08:54:42 07/14/06 Fri
        Hours pass -- Kande's Sis, 13:25:06 07/14/06 Fri
        Kande wakes up, already plotting and planning. -- kande, 08:45:07 07/15/06 Sat
        Next door at the Mayor's house -- Kande's Sis, 11:24:42 07/16/06 Sun
        KS pulls on her night vision goggles and blends into the wall -- Kande's Sis, doing said blending, 21:48:57 07/16/06 Sun