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Date Posted: 13:53:20 04/21/07 Sat
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: Meanwhile, back at the bar
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "KS straps herself in Kande's car" on 18:19:02 04/20/07 Fri

Bubba decides to get on his viewscreen and call his nephew, &*%$, otherwise known as 'Scissors' for reasons too frightening to acknowledge. Scissors lives with KS's PC2.

Bubba gasps when he obtains Scissor on the viewscreen. Scissors is dressed in satiny white bellbottoms, a maroon plaid poncho, and is wearing silver dangley earrings in the vicinity of a human's earlobes. Scissors looks like he raided Barbie's carryall.

Bubba motions violently at the screen. 'What the *bleep* are you wearing?'

Scissors just stares at him blankly, his black button-like eyes inscrutable.

Bubba covers his mouth. What has PC2 done to Scissors? Has she performed a lobotomy? Bubba leans close to the screen and peers at Scissors cushiony bottom half. No, he'd have to assume from the roundness that Scissor's brains are still intact.

Bubba's anguish knows no bounds when suddenly PC1's hand comes into view with its sharp little talons and forces Scissors to gyrate with a small Teddy Bear. Such unspeakable acts! Bubba's pores fill with tears.

Suddenly, he thinks of a plan. He rummages through the bar supplies and comes up with a small, plastic sword. He'll have Kande make a ninja sock critter! That will put things right at the KS household.

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Replies:

A huge bright tracker beam shines down on KS as she kisses the officers boots -- kenamom, who now understands the references, 09:05:47 04/23/07 Mon
- KS gives the officer a dressing down -- Kande's sis, 22:09:01 04/25/07 Wed
  - Meanwhile back at the Kande's Klub -- kenamom - keeping her promise!, 17:54:55 05/01/07 Tue