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Date Posted: 09:05:47 04/23/07 Mon
Author: kenamom, who now understands the references
Subject: A huge bright tracker beam shines down on KS as she kisses the officers boots
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "Meanwhile, back at the bar" on 13:53:20 04/21/07 Sat

KS and the police officer both stop and stare blindly into the sky. kande who first uses the extra light to search the ground for loose change eventually also succumbs to the hypnotic bright light. The light gets larger and brighter as a glowing space ship decends. Luckily there was no traffic on the DC city thoroghfare so the ship lands neatly in the centre of an intersection.

While kande is able to retain her reasoning, KS is still mesmorized by the bright light and remains in a seemingly hypnotic state. kande begins to shake her as the crafts doors open. Laughter is heard at first and kande drops her hold on KS, thinking the aliens might be more fun then showing her sister around. FIrst out of the ship is PC1 and kenamoms oldest and normally most practical alien monkey boy - AMB1 - slowly saunter out. Both are wearing head-phones, snapping gum (hers a bright pink, his a neon orange color)and both are staring down into their own PDA's. As one reads the other is typing. Obviously they are having a conversation with each other, but they are not speaking, nor making eye contact.

"Why don't you two just speak to each other" kande asks her neice as KS begins to slobber and scratch her head.

"huh" PC1 looks up and smiles when she detects a human voice, "hey AK, didn't see you there, what was that?"

"I said" kandi's eyes squint as she tries to imulate her mothers stern look, "why don't you just SPEAK to AMB1 - he is right there!" she points at the other teen, who's eyes are still glued to the tiny 2 inch screen.

PC1 rolls her eyes and pops a big bubble before she lets out a little laugh. "oh AK, old people are always so funny." she chews her gum a couple of more times before she continues on.

"AMB1 is turning 13 in a couple of weeks, it means he is going through a change of life and the only way he can communicate is through his keypad and foundation shaking music."

As this information sneaks into kande's brain, KM - wearing a plain grey tshirt and sweat pants, no makeup or jewelery exits the space craft. She wanders around for a moment as she wipes the slobber off her chin. Her face takes on a slight grin as she recognises KS, still slumped on the side of the road. KM skips over to her and slumps down beside her. Wacking her lightly on the shoulder KM says to KS, "blah, blah blah blha..blahhh"

KS looks up and also takes on a slight grin, "blah blah blahblblblblah...blah blah blah blah bla?"

"Blahblah..bablabbba" KM nods in agreement.

"what the hell are they doing" kande asks PC1 as PC1 and AMB1 are methodically searching their own earth moms for loose cash or credit cards.

"I know your old KS, but you should remember the teen years, earth parents get stupid just before 13th birthdays, its a right of passage. They will regain their brains around the time we make our first life's errors. DOn't worry Aunty K, your sister will be back one day" PC1 smiles as she finds a ten note hidden in her moms socks.

"don't worry PC1, take your time growing up, take all the time you want." kande turns to head back to SV, thinking this wonderful time of life for the kids, could be the time of profit for her back home.

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Replies:

KS gives the officer a dressing down -- Kande's sis, 22:09:01 04/25/07 Wed
- Meanwhile back at the Kande's Klub -- kenamom - keeping her promise!, 17:54:55 05/01/07 Tue