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Date Posted: 08:12:38 07/06/07 Fri
Author: kande
Subject: Kande taps KS on the shoulder
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "With a spray of gravel" on 08:14:43 07/05/07 Thu

"Whatcha doing?" she asks, while chomping gum.

KS gives a girly scream. "What are you doing here? I just saw you bounding into the water wearing a...gulp...bikini!"

"Ok, you know darn well I'd never wear a bikini. I'd look fantastic in one, of course, but still. No. Never. I don't know who you thought you saw, but it wasn't me." Kande takes a sip of her diet root beer. "Ahh. Good stuff. Anyhoo, didn't you say that KM had Battlestar Galactica, season 2?"

KS is still trying to figure out what's going on. "Umm...what? Oh, right. Yeah, she has it. It's in the RV, under the passenger seat."

Kande skips back to the RV, content to spend the evening watching DVDs in the RV, where there is air conditioning and no bugs.

Meanwhile, KS has figured out what's going on. Somebody messed with her high-tech binoculars to plant the illusion of Kande and the others bounding into the water when in fact, they were all somewhere else. Curses! Now where did KM go? KS gathers up her surveillance gear, wipes mud on her face to further camouflage herself, and slithers off on her belly.

Meanwhile, KM has entered the cave. "All right. I'm here. So where is it?"

"Patience, my dear. Patience." A disembodied voice comes echoing out of the inner reaches of the cave. "Please come in. Take the path on your right, then two lefts. Enter the code 2-2-1 in the keypad, and you'll be in my lab."

KM is busily scrawling the instructions on her leg with her good lipstick. Boy, is this jerk going to pay. She trots off down the noted path, unknowingly followed by Bubba and the sock boys.

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Replies:

Bubba motions the sock boys ahead -- Kande's Sis, 21:10:27 07/06/07 Fri
- KS crawls forward toward KM and the sock boys. -- kande, 03:08:02 07/09/07 Mon
  - The Mayor pats her hair -- Kande's Sis, 08:30:30 07/09/07 Mon