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Date Posted: 05:08:41 01/09/08 Wed
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: While the Mayor ponders the mystery
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "OK KS, the car's loaded" on 12:24:20 01/04/08 Fri

...of the deserted sock people, KS and Kande are trying to placate a misplaced slumber party.

"...one minute we're at the Demonseed's birthday party, and the next thing we know we're in this car," claims one incensed party goer.

"And you got something in my hair. I think it's cheese!" one of the partygoers says accusingly at Kande.

"Are you blaming ME?" Kande says incredulously, hiding the can of snack cheese she brought with her behind her back.

"And chocolate too," the partygoer goes on to whine, oblivious to Kande scrambling to hide the sack of food she'd brought into the car. "You're going to owe my mother $40 to clean this shirt. Chocolate's hard to get out, you know."

"You brought food into my car?" KS glares at Kande.

"Technically, it's the Mayor's car." She turns for a staredown with the chubby partygoer who's been accusing her. "And I'm not paying your mother $40, so forget it."

"Where to, girls?" KS asks brightly, deciding Kande can take care of herself, despite the fact that she's both lost the staredown and is now being pummelled.

The Demonseed clambers to the front of the car so that she's face-to-face with KS. "I want my presents, and I want them NOW."

KS clears her throat nervously. "Oh. Er...actually, I'm just the designated driver. We don't have any presents."

The Demonseed grabs Kande by the throat and proceeds to mime what she'll do to her unless KS turns the car around to get presents.

"Now, look here young lady. The Mayor would be very upset if you got bodily fluids on her seats. And what you're proposing would cause an awful lot of that."

"Oh for Pete's sakes, KS!" Kande gasps out. "Turn the car around! There's gifts in the Klub, remember? It's the Mayor's birthday this week."

"We can't give them the Mayor's gifts! She'll fine us into the next county. Besides," KS leans closer to Kande and lowers her voice. "They wouldn't be appropriate."

Kande gives a gurgle as the Demonseed's fingers grip spasmodically at the thought of not getting gifts. "Sock critters!" Kande gasps. "We've got sock critters!"

"Oh. Well, in that case." KS expertly turns the steering wheel and the car shoots towards the Klub, which considering they'd only driven about 20 feet takes 1.2 seconds.

The last child out of the car turns and glares at Kande. "My mother is NEVER going to let me come to your house again!"

"As if you'd get an invite," Kande grumbles to herself as they follow the Demonseed and her entourage into the Klub.

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