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Date Posted: 20:35:21 02/07/08 Thu
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: Bubba backs into Kande

...carrying the flagpole he'd recently erected in front of the Klub.

"Ouch!" Kande hunches over clutching her back. The Mayor is jerked out of her reverie of trying to decide which spa she'll go to to escape the cold.

"What's wrong with you?" she asks, marking her place in her fine book with her new lipstick while she rummages through her purse for her mirror. She's positive Kande spew spittle on her right before the hunching.

"Bubba hit me in the kidneys with that flag pole. Hot dang, that hurts!" She hobbles over to a chair while doubled over and throws herself at it, misses, and lies in the fetal position on the floor. "Bubba! There's gum underneath this table!"

Rabid strides through the double doors and slides into Kande's back with her pointy pink stilettos. "Oops!"

"AR! My kidneys!" Kande writhes on the floor.

Rabid gingerly steps over Kande and makes her way to the Mayor, who is carefully wiping her face clean of Kande's germs. She jerks her thumb over at the mess on the floor, i.e., Kande. "What's up with her?"

"Kidney failure." The Mayor tells her, carefully outlining her lips with the pink rapsody lipstick she found rolling around in the bottom of her purse. "Just happened."

"Ooh." Rabid purses her own lips. "That can't be good."

"What's wrong?" IG and Stardoe clatter in on rollerblades but it's too late for Kande, they've both already jabbed her in the back with the tips of their blades. She moans and writhes on the floor.

"Kande has kidney failure," Rabid mouths.

"Holy Criminy! We need Aunt Madge!" Stardoe makes a quick call on her radio and signals Bubba for a rootbeer.

"No...don't need Aunt Madge..." Kande says weakly from the floor as two clones pick her up, plop her on a gurney, and wheel her out to a waiting ambulance.

KS strolls casually to the group sitting at the bar. "What's up with my sis and the trip to Aunt Madge?"

"Kidney failure!" they all chorus, while shaking their heads sadly.

"Huh." KS grins to herself. "She shouldn't have underestimated me." She slips Bubba a quarter when no one is looking. Bubba gives her the equivalent of an alien high-five.

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Hmmm. says Aunt Madge -- Kande's Sis, 07:11:43 02/08/08 Fri