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Date Posted: 12:24:20 01/04/08 Fri
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: OK KS, the car's loaded
In reply to: KM, happy 2007 is coming to an end.... 's message, "Meet Gary the drunk car salesman...." on 18:44:21 12/31/07 Mon

KS peers around the darkend bar. "So everyone's already in the car?" she asks Kande skeptically.

Kande massages her tennis elbow from making so many sock critters in such a short time. The Mayor better detract some fines for this. "Yes." She holds up her good hand. "And before you ask, yes, I checked the restrooms. All of them. Even the alien one."

Bubba rolls his eyes. The alien restroom consists of a pop bottle leaning against the fence leading to the alley.

KS rubs her hands together gleefully. "Most excellent. I have some car rolls and stops that I've been practicing. Hope those drunks can contain their liquor. But if not..." she hands a tin coffee can to Kande. "You're in charge of spillage."

"Wait. Wha-? I'm not going with you. I have tables to clear!" She waves her hand in the direction of the bar, which is spotless. She sees this and glares in Bubba's direction.

"You've picked a fine time to become prompt at cleaning up!" she hisses at him.

KS picks Kande up by the seat of her pants and tosses her into the SUV she's borrowed from the Mayor for the occasion. "Heads up, everyone! You feel urpy, aim it towards Kande." She leaps into the car, starts it up, and revs down the street.

There's complete silence in the car. It's so quiet, KS can hear the whistle of Kande's left nostril. "Um...anyone back there?" KS looks into the rearview mirror and gasps. Ten little girl faces look back at her, and they are distincly unhappy. Very unhappy. As in...we were promised Hannah Montana tickets and you took us to see Crappy the Clown instead unhappy.

"It was Kande's idea," she starts to explain.

Meanwhile...back at the Klub, the party has resumed. The Mayor has started a congo line, with some of the Red Speedo revue. Rabid rushes up to her with wild eyes and hair standing straight up.

"Kande left with KS and there's all these sock critters in the kitchen!" she screams.

"So?" The Mayor lets loose with a discreet burp. Damn the martian martinis.

"So's who's in the car with them?"

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While the Mayor ponders the mystery -- Kande's Sis, 05:08:41 01/09/08 Wed