"You know what this town needs?" asks Kande in a whisper. -- X-Philes World-Shipperville

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Date Posted: 03:33:51 12/27/04 Mon
Author: kande
Subject: "You know what this town needs?" asks Kande in a whisper.
In reply to: CW 's message, "Should we tell her?" on 21:08:41 12/26/04 Sun

"This town needs a crazy cat lady." She turns to her sister and points, then looks back at the Shippervillians. Slowly (no doubt due to the massive quantities of eggnog they have consumed), they begin to understand what Kande is saying.

"Oh, yeah! Crazy cat lady!" snorts CW. "Hey! Crazy cat lady! Bring me a root beer, would ya?"

KS blinks. Then she realizes CW is talking to her. Looking down at her filthy robe that is covered with cat hair, she realizes that she is, in fact, the crazy cat lady. Shrugging, she grabs a root beer and brings it to CW.

"Ew." CW takes it, then wipes off enough fur to make a whole new cat. KS shuffles back to the bar, leaving a cloud of fur in her wake.

KM stands up and pounds her royal sceptre on the floor. "Kande, I insist you deal with this crazy cat lady immediately! She's a health hazard!"

Bubba, who's been paying very close attention since hearing the word "cat", grabs KS by the sleeve of her robe and leads her to the door. He gestures to the klub's patrons that he will see KS home.

"Thanks, Bubba!" says kande.

Bubba and KS leave, and head toward KS's house.

"Aw, such a nice little green fella," kande says with pride. Suddenly, she looks alarmed. "Wait! Bubba thinks KS is a crazy cat lady! And you know how he is about cats!"

Everyone gasps.

"What should we do?" wails IG.

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Replies:

KS looks down in disgust -- Kande's Sis, 09:59:04 12/27/04 Mon
- Flying out of the door -- CW, 18:19:47 12/28/04 Tue
  - My Barby! moans Stardoe -- Kande's Sis, 07:50:17 12/29/04 Wed