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Date Posted: 09:59:04 12/27/04 Mon
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: KS looks down in disgust
In reply to: kande 's message, ""You know what this town needs?" asks Kande in a whisper." on 03:33:51 12/27/04 Mon

The little green fella has dropped her hand and is licking her robe ecstatically, his eyes rolling back into his head. She shakes herself free.

"Yeesh, control yourself, will ya?" she barks at him as she rings out the excess saliva from her sleeve. "You'll give yourself a hairball."

Bubba controls himself with a visible effort. Finally, the shaking stops and he's able to glide after KS where she's standing at the corner of the block.

KS looks at him, her eyes wide with fright. "I don't remember where I'm going."

Bubba starts to lead her to her house, but then stops. Oh sure, KS has cats there -- at least four of them at last count -- but as Crazy Cat Lady, would she really let him eat them? Somehow, he feels she'd fight him to the death, his death. He glances at her again in her furry robe and feels his stomach growl. She really does look like a great, big, furry cat. Especially with her hair up in points by her ears like that. And the excess eggnog she's consumed streaked in whiskers from her mouth when she fell. He reconsiders. You know, with all that fur on her robe, he bets she'd taste just like a cat. He could get by that rubbery human taste. Suddenly, he has an inspiration. Instead of turning KS left, which would lead to her large Victorian home, he turns her right. KS follows him innocently.

Back at the Klub, the Mayor is barking into the phone, frowns, and slowly hangs up. The rest of the patrons are peering at her with worried expressions.

"Is she home yet?" CW asks, glaring at Kande. After all, this was Kande's idea. Kande spits out a fingernail and starts biting on another one.

"No, JD says he hasn't seen her all night. And Clark said the same thing," the Mayor informs them. "Where would Bubba have taken her?"

SMH suddenly pales. "He's taken her to Stardoe's house."

Stardoe looks puzzled. "Why my house? I don't have any cats."

Kande's hand slowly falls from her mouth. "Because it has the biggest Barby!"

"The doll?" Lt. Col. Jon Smith, M.D. is clearly behind the times. But he's talking to the wind. The rest of the gang has rushed out the door.

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Replies:

Flying out of the door -- CW, 18:19:47 12/28/04 Tue
- My Barby! moans Stardoe -- Kande's Sis, 07:50:17 12/29/04 Wed