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Date Posted: 03:09:38 03/10/05 Thu
Author: kande
Subject: "A-one anna two anna..."
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "As she starts home, the Mayor stops to peruse..." on 18:15:42 03/06/05 Sun

"Happy birthday to yoooooo!
Happy birthday to yoooooo!
Hap-hap-hoo-ha-diddly-squat!
Go-go-mama-tinky-winky-wok!
KS is 45 - better give her some room!
Boom-cha-ka-la-ka-la-ka-boom!"

"NO!" kande screams, as she pinches the bridge of her nose. The Dancing Danas and Red Speedo Revue stop dancing. CW tries to pull a knitting needle out of the life-sized foam rabbit. Realizing everyone is staring at her, CW stops and smiles meekly.

"For the last time, CW, it goes 'Boom' clap 'cha-ka-la-ka-la-ka' clap-clap 'boom'. Then you jump up, do a 180, land in a crouched position, hop up, run toward the front of the stage and do a 'Flashdance' slide on your knees. We need to get this right! TODAY is my sister's birthday, and you know how she feels about screwed up dance numbers." Kande walks to the bar and signals for Bubba to pour her a root beer. "Better make it diet."

Bubba rolls his eyes - as if she ever gets anything else - and slides the beverage toward his boss. He looks up as the door opens, gasps, then ducks behind the bar and throws a bar towel over his head.

"Am I late?" The mayor saunters toward the stage.

"YES! You're two hours late!" Kande yells, then catches herself. "Uh, and by that I mean, you're right on time. Hehe?"

The mayor glares at kande, mentally making a note of the fine she'll impose later. "Did you sand the stage like I ordered? I don't want to snag any more pantyhose on splinters."

"Yep. Bubba was up all night, getting it just right. See?" Kande motions for one of the Danas to demonstrate, which she does.

"Very well. Let's get to work, then, shall we? We don't have much time." The mayor looks around. "Aren't you going to decorate? And where's the cake?"

Kande goes pale. "Oh, sh...!"

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Replies:

KS lies in bed smiling -- Kande's Sis, 06:13:12 03/10/05 Thu
Bubba emerges from under the towel and rolls his eyes -- kenamom, late to the party, as always, 09:12:57 03/11/05 Fri