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Date Posted: 18:15:42 03/06/05 Sun
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: As she starts home, the Mayor stops to peruse...
In reply to: CW 's message, "Unseen but" on 08:07:12 03/04/05 Fri

A lonely hearts ad posted by Peter. Looking around to make sure no one is watching, she scrounges around in her large carpetbag of a purse for a stub of a pencil and surreptitiously writes down his e-mail address. How odd that he has responded to a 3-year-old lonely hearts ad himself. She won't wait that long! She jumps straight up into the air when a hand lands on her shoulder.

"KS!" she scolds as she tries to brush KS's hand off the shoulder pad of her pastel pink suit. "What the --?"

"Stupid super glue!" KS mutters as she tries to remove her hand.

"Stop! You'll rip my suit!" the Mayor cries as she tries to pull away from the struggling assassin. They both stop as a shredding noise is heard.

"Look!" someone from behind them cries. "The Mayor and KS are doing a Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake number!" Both look down at the breast of the Mayor's jacket. The Mayor's unmentionable is hanging out. The Mayor titters (pun fully intended) and waves to her adoring public.

"Crapola!" KS looks down at her hand where a shoulder pad is stuck. "It looks like I have a kotex stuck on my hand." The embarrassed assassin turns and races for home.

IG tsks. She will have to write to the Noromo Gazette and complain about the Mayor's lack of family values for exposing herself in a public park.

Meanwhile, back at the Klub, Kande is showing off her basketball play-off tickets. "Score!" she yells, pumping one fist into the air and pretending to make a basket. "It took every red cent I had, but North Carolina here I come."

Bubba looks at her in horror, then starts doing sign language. Kande stops her pretend dribbling. "Uh...KS's birthday? Why it's on Thursday."

CW and her buddy come up behind them. "I think what Bubba wants to know," CW says delicately, "is whether or not you remembered to get your Sis a gift."

Kande pales. "Um...CW...wanna buy a basketball ticket?"

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Replies:

"A-one anna two anna..." -- kande, 03:09:38 03/10/05 Thu
- KS lies in bed smiling -- Kande's Sis, 06:13:12 03/10/05 Thu
- Bubba emerges from under the towel and rolls his eyes -- kenamom, late to the party, as always, 09:12:57 03/11/05 Fri