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Date Posted: 14:02:31 07/29/05 Fri
Author: Kande's Sis careens to a stop in front of Rabid
Subject: Rabid! Thank God you're here!
In reply to: Rabid skips down mainstreet waving and hallooing 's message, "Howdy KM, Hi Kande, Hello Founding Father (mother, cousin?) Detoured, Saluations, Crazy Evil Twin KS...Top of the Morning to you, Doctor Stardoe" on 20:10:47 07/24/05 Sun

"Stop yammering about that stupid kiss which we all know was platonic and come with me!" KS stops for a moment, allowing Rabid to eye her rock-hard abs, long muscular legs, and bulging biceps and to regret that last stop at Worldwide Chocolates. After Rabid has seen that yes, KS still has that wonderful cyber-figure, KS grips her painfully on the wrist. "We've got to make it to the Klub toot sweet!"

"Er...are you sure that's the way it's pronounced, not to mention spelled?" Rabid is about to make like a reference librarian when KS starts dragging her down the street. Rabid is barely able to notice the townhouses springing up like mushrooms on the parameter of the town when KS abruptly stops at a street sign.

Rabid shakes her wrist loose from KS's grasp and smooths back her red locks. "What has your panties in a twist, anyway?"

"Something terrible has happened to Bubba's Canadian Uncle," KS mutters out of the side of her mouth, crouching behind a stop sign. "The parameter is clear. Step lively!"

Rabid finds herself jogging after KS. A block later, she is forced to stop and clutch the sharp twinge in her side. Completely winded, she staggers over to the brick wall of City Hall and slides down to the sidewalk. She finally looks up as a golf cart stops bare inches from her extended legs.
She shields her eyes to look up.

"Mayor, is that you? Where's the red convertible BMW you were driving last time I saw you?"

The Mayor frowns. "I had to downsize when I made the unfortunate mistake of sinking all that money into the Crazy Cat Lady Pizza joint." Her pointed talons grip the steering wheel of the cart and for a moment, Rabid fears for her tootsies. She quickly slides her feet under her butt and stands.

"Umm...you invested in a pizza joint? That doesn't sound like such a bad idea in a town that has no other eating establishments except the Klub. In fact, it sounds like a darn good idea."

"It would have been if Kande hadn't insisted I use cat hair in the pizza." Rabid blanches and the Mayor nods. "I can see you realize the problem."

"Well...duh." Seeing the Mayor's hand twitch over her fining pad, Rabid quickly changes her response. "I mean, duh--mb ol' Kande."

"Exactly. And now we have this new problem to deal with. Hop in, Rabid, and I'll fill you in." Rabid quickly clambers into the golf cart and clutches the side with a death grip. The Mayor backs up, wiping out two tourists, tosses a couple of fine slips at them for standing in her way, and whips the cart around to head for the Klub.

"I understand there's some problem with Bubba's Uncle?" Rabid manages to gasp out as they take a sharp turn around a fire hydrant and drench three little old ladies.

"His wife has left him and is demanding he allow her to live in his house for a year while he pays all the bills! She wiped out his savings account, ate all his cats, stole his nuclear reactor, and is threatening to take over Earth before he can get around to it!"

"Yikes." Rabid doesn't know what else to say. You leave town for a few months and all hell breaks loose. Over and over and over again. She smiles. Shipperville never changes. "Well, I'm sorry for his Uncle, but why exactly are we upset about this?"

"Well, his Uncle lives in MY house, which she has now taken over! Plus, Bubba is upset."

"Bubba's upset? This is a catastrophe! I've got to leave now! Let me out of the cart!" Rabid is completely prepared to leap from the moving vehicle to escape the horror that is Bubba upset when the cart comes within sight of the Klub.

"Oh no!" Rabid and the Mayor gasp at the same time.

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