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Date Posted: 06:36:10 01/06/06 Fri
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: It's not New Year's yet
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "So you finally got your package from Kande, says the Mayor glumly" on 14:51:46 12/30/05 Fri

"Hellooo, Kande!" CW says, tapping on the calendar of alien hotties Bubba has taped to the wall. "Today is January 6th."

"Nope." Kande shakes her head adamantly. "It's not New Year's until the Mayor declares it so." She pokes the hand of the voodoo doll repeatedly at its face.

In a corner, KS stuffs her face with nachos. "Arr! Knock it off, Kande. I've got to be svelte for the Super Secret Assassin Conference in April!" KS's weapons belt is straining against her belly. "I gave you your stupid Teddy back."

"After you tortured him! His head was hanging by a string and his mangled body is stuffed into that pajama outfit." Kande stabs the voodoo doll's hand at its mouth again and KS starts gargling rootbeer.

"He's always been like that," KS mutters between bites of chili. She looks around at IG, Stardoe and CW pleadingly. "When will the Mayor get back from Aruba so we can start the New Year?"

"AAAAAARRRRR!" the threesome throw up their hands and leave the Klub.

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