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Date Posted: 07:07:55 03/10/04 Wed
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: Oh, I know what's wrong, Kande says
In reply to: kande, wishing a present-filled day for my sister and Rabid 's message, ""Happy birthday to yooooooooo!!!!!!!!" warbles kande." on 02:39:32 03/10/04 Wed

"Sis and Rabid aren't even here at the Klub yet!" Kande looks around at the present-filled room. The enormous cake decorated with a library (in honor of Rabid) under seige (KS) is sitting on top of the bar. A row of rootbeer kegs stand at the ready. The Dancing Dana's and the Red Speedo Revue are practicing their gyrating. Relieved that Kande has stopped singing, the guests are dressed in their Sunday best and are now milling around chatting.

"Ahem! Time for a speech!" The Mayor steps up to a podium on the stage and rolls out a sheet of paper that unravels from her hands clear back to Bubba's feet where he stands at the bar.

"Mayor! MAYOR!" Kande rushes forward. "The guests of honor aren't here yet."

The Mayor looks at her haughtily over her reading glasses. "Excuse me? And what am I, chopped liver?"

"The OTHER guests of honor. The birthday girls...er, I mean, women." CW rushes to soothe the Mayor before she and Kande start rolling on the floor pulling each other's hair. CW hadn't spent all that time braiding the Mayor's hair for nothing. "Say, where are the birthday duo anyway?"

Everyone looks around. Rabid and KS are conspicuously absent. If they'd been in the room, the people guarding the presents until it was time to open them would have been terribly busy keeping Rabid and KS away from them until the appropriate time.

Seeing her opportunity, Melissa sidles up to JD. "When the cat's away..." she purrs, winding her finger around some hairs on his chest. JD tries to pull away, but the hair tightens around Melissa's finger. "Yikes! I'm stuck!" JD winces and jerks away harder, but Melissa's finger is tightly wound up in his chest hair. Just then, a shout goes up.

"There they are!" Everyone rushes to the front windows, just as Rabid rushes towards the Klub with the ladder. KS is dangling precariously on the end of the ladder, trying to kick Rabid with one loose foot. There is a bucket of black paint upended on Rabid's head and the look on her face is one of pure fury.

Rabid rushes into the Klub with the ladder, knocking over several Shippervillians in the process. Dropping it, she pounces on KS and the two begin to tussle. "Ooh, now I remember why I visit so seldom!" Rabid roars as she grabs a handful of KS's hair.

"Happy Birthday to you..." Kande begins warbling again.

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Replies:

Rabid and KS take Kande down -- Kande's Sis, 07:08:42 03/11/04 Thu
- Everyone grumbles as they take their seats -- Kande's Sis, 09:03:18 03/13/04 Sat
  - All eyes fixed themselves on the mayor -- CW, 09:28:44 03/14/04 Sun
    - Surrounded by dancing dana's and the red speedo revue -- Kande's Sis, 07:06:36 03/16/04 Tue
      - Outside the Klub door, Bubba eyes... -- Kande's Sis, 21:57:23 03/16/04 Tue
        Without blinking -- CW, 21:45:39 03/20/04 Sat
        Whew! -- Kande's Sis says, 07:26:40 03/21/04 Sun
        Meanwhile, back at the Klub -- CW, 20:13:01 04/02/04 Fri
        That was booby-trapped! -- Kande's Sis, 22:15:51 04/02/04 Fri
        As the Monopoly Gang -- CW, 19:35:36 04/06/04 Tue
        Because, you see... -- Kande's Sis, 15:59:26 04/09/04 Fri
        Suddenly they all get the message -- CW, 07:03:05 04/10/04 Sat
        Everyone gathers at the Klub for Easter brunch -- Kande's Sis, 09:29:39 04/11/04 Sun
        That was booby-trapped! -- Kande's Sis, 22:17:02 04/02/04 Fri