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Date Posted: 07:08:42 03/11/04 Thu
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: Rabid and KS take Kande down
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "Oh, I know what's wrong, Kande says" on 07:07:55 03/10/04 Wed

Kande promptly stops singing, to the relief of everybody present. Rolling around in a ball, Rabid suddenly gets a good view of the presents.

"Presents!" she hollers with delight. Immediately, the present guards flex their muscles and hunker down with their arms out, protecting the large mound of gifts.

"Presents?" KS looks up from where she's been pummeling Kande's head into the ground.

"Surprise!" Everybody comes forward and starts singing the birthday song. Rabid and KS drape their arms around each other and hug. Rabid wipes a tear from beneath one eye.

Kande lies exhausted on the ground. Why did she even bother to leave her office? She glances longingly at her paper-filled room. Maybe nobody would notice...

CW notices and drags Kande to her feet, handing her a life-sustaining rootbeer. Gratefully, Kande throws back her head and takes a long drink, deciding to stay at the party for awhile.

Three hours later...stomaches are distended from cake and rootbeer. Rabid and KS are comparing gifts and the Red Speedo Revue and Dancing Dana's are doing a dance celebrating the birthday duo's weirdly parallel lives. Just as a Dancing Dana is pantomiming KS's sudden desire to buy a toyota, KS looks up and sees Melissa with her hand entwined in the hair on JD's chest.

"ARGH! He's mine!" She screeches and rushes towards the pair. Rabid is unwillingly dragged along in her wake. Soon, another tumble of bodies is rolling along the floor.

"That's it!" the Mayor slaps her hand against the podium on the stage. Everyone freezes. "Anger Management classes begin today promptly at 3 p.m. And I'm teaching the class!"

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Replies:

Everyone grumbles as they take their seats -- Kande's Sis, 09:03:18 03/13/04 Sat
- All eyes fixed themselves on the mayor -- CW, 09:28:44 03/14/04 Sun
  - Surrounded by dancing dana's and the red speedo revue -- Kande's Sis, 07:06:36 03/16/04 Tue
    - Outside the Klub door, Bubba eyes... -- Kande's Sis, 21:57:23 03/16/04 Tue
      - Without blinking -- CW, 21:45:39 03/20/04 Sat
        Whew! -- Kande's Sis says, 07:26:40 03/21/04 Sun
        Meanwhile, back at the Klub -- CW, 20:13:01 04/02/04 Fri
        That was booby-trapped! -- Kande's Sis, 22:15:51 04/02/04 Fri
        As the Monopoly Gang -- CW, 19:35:36 04/06/04 Tue
        Because, you see... -- Kande's Sis, 15:59:26 04/09/04 Fri
        Suddenly they all get the message -- CW, 07:03:05 04/10/04 Sat
        Everyone gathers at the Klub for Easter brunch -- Kande's Sis, 09:29:39 04/11/04 Sun
        That was booby-trapped! -- Kande's Sis, 22:17:02 04/02/04 Fri