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Date Posted: 17:35:27 04/23/04 Fri
Author: Kande's Sis, writing to amuse herself and torture others
Subject: Kande beams proudly
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "Kande steps outside for a moment for some air" on 08:22:10 04/17/04 Sat

Kande points her foot. KS blinks. The monkey seems to jump up and down on the side, and then devour a banana.

"Oh, I get it," KS nods wisely. "It's a slam on Bubba."

Kande looks at her, puzzled. "How do you get that?"

KS smirks. "You always say a monkey could do Bubba's job."

Kande smiles. "Oh yeah, I do..." hearing a noise, she turns around. Bubba and the others are lined up at the swinging doors, peering out at her. Her eyes hold Bubba's. He gives her a disgusted look and stomps away. Kande changes her mind and says loudly "I do NOT say that about Bubba."

Kande whirls on her sis. "Now see what you've done!"

"I'm not the one with monkeys on my shoes." KS turns and appeals to the others. "Do you see me wearing monkeys?" The rest shake their heads no. "I rest my case."

"Ooooh! You infuriate me!" Kande stomps her foot. As KS bends forwards to stifle a giggle, a length of blue scarf peeks out of her denim jacket. "What is that?"

KS freezes. "What?"

Kande takes two large strides and grabs the end of the scarf and pulls it out of KS's coat. The crowd behind the two gasp at its beauty. "This!" Kande can't help herself, she must stroke the soft scarf between her fings. She feels green with envy. "Where did you get this?"

KS tugs on the scarf, trying to get it away from Kande's greasy fingers. "The Mayor made it for me for my birthday."

"She did not!"

"She did too."

They both appeal to the Mayor. She gives Kande a wry face, shrugs her shoulders and nods. Kande gasps.

"I want it!" Grabbing the ends of the scarf, Kande pulls as hard as she can. KS starts choking and grabbing at her neck.

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