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Date Posted: 07:42:44 05/01/04 Sat
Author: CCCCKKKK! Kande's Sis
Subject: While Kande is choking KS
In reply to: Kande's Sis, writing to amuse herself and torture others 's message, "Kande beams proudly" on 17:35:27 04/23/04 Fri

The Mayor sighs and shakes her head, then glances at her watch. "Oh no! I'm going to be late for my all-body massage with the Red Speedo Revue!" She quickly grabs her coat, purse, and keys, says a quick good-bye to the rest of the gang, and pushes past the Kande sisters out to her car.

Bubba also decides to leave. He has thrown his favorite orange-velcroed jumpsuit into a suitcase, a few pieces of silver, Kande's favorite bike seat, and her cat into a suitcase and is ready to blow this bicycle stand (aka Shipperville). So Kande thinks a monkey can do his job, does she? Well then, she'll have to get one in here. Bubba's going to head out for space. He exits through the kitchen door, the cat's tail hanging from the suitcase thrown over his shoulder, and gets into the golfcart he drives around town.

Just as the Mayor starts to make a left-hand turn from the front of the Klub, Kande gives KS a mighty shove and clutches the beautiful scarf high above her head. She steps into the street, right in the path of the Mayor's car! Thinking quickly, the Mayor spins the wheel to avoid her, just as Bubba revs his golf cart to try and pass her. The two collide.

"Now look what you've done!" KS shrieks at Kande. "That was NOT part of the plan." She stalks over and grabs her scarf back from Kande's suddenly limp hand.

The entire gang rush over to the scene of the wreck. The Mayor is limp against the seat of her car. "Mayor! Mayor! Are you all right?" CW grabs the Mayor's hand and checks for a pulse.

"I'm fine," the Mayor replies weakly. She is already sporting a shiner around one eye.

Kande rushes over to Bubba, who is lying on the ground. "Bubba! Speak to me!" Bubba opens one eye and sees Kande blubbering over him. He smirks. Serves her right! He quickly closes his eye when she looks down at him again. Kande gently gathers the little alien in her arms and carries him into the Klub. The rest of the group watch the doors of the Klub swing shut behind the two.

"He was faking it," KS tells the group.

"We know," CW responds, still chafing the Mayor's wrists. "It serves Kande right for wearing those monkey pink tennis shoes."

"All part of my plan," KS murmurs to herself, rubbing her hands together. "But this wasn't," she tells the Mayor loudly, gesturing towards the wrecked BMW the Mayor was driving. "What you need, Mayor, is a bodyguard and driver. I volunteer JD and myself."

"Terrific," the Mayor groans.

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