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Date Posted: 10:16:43 09/12/03 Fri
Author: kande
Subject: "A new car, eh?" Kande stares at the blank rear bumper.
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "And the fundraiser is for...?" on 07:25:19 09/12/03 Fri

"This car needs something. It looks so...so...plain. And boring. And so mini-van-ish." Kande keeps a safe distance as she makes disparaging remarks about her sister's new car.

KS's face is turning beet-red as she listens to her sister babble on. Finally, she has to speak. "I suppose you have an idea for making my car more presentable?" Then mutters, "As if a sage green car really needs anything!"

"Well, now that you mention it, I do have an idea." Kande whips out a business card with her website address and hands it to her sister. "I suggest you go to my website [http://home.earthlink.net/~krae-kartoons] and check out the bicycle bumper sticker. After I put one on my Subaru, the resale value doubled!"

KS takes the card. "YOU have a website?"

"Yes. Yes I do." Spying the mayor out of the corner of her eye, she quickly adds, "And boy do I diligently pay my taxes for all the sales the site generates! Ha ha!"

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