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Date Posted: 23:34:52 01/03/04 Sat
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: Grooaaann...Where am I?
In reply to: kenamom 's message, "Santa turns with a jerk...." on 18:58:41 01/03/04 Sat

Kande opens her eyes a slit. There's a bright light at the end of a tunnel...oops, nope, it's just a stream of sunlight peaking through the slats of the window. She closes her eyes again and gingerly feels her body for broken bones. That Santa is no lightweight. She's just feeling around her bum when someone slaps her face.

"Hey!" she croaks. She opens her eyes again to see Aunt Madge frowing at her, strings of gray hair framing her face beneath a sleep cap.

"Fresh." Aunt Madge crawls out of bed. Kande catches a glimpse of hairy legs before Aunt Madge tugs down her nightie and puts on a large chenille robe.

"Wait a minute!" Kande sits upright and groans as pain clenches its fist around her middle. "What were you doing in bed with me? Where am I?"

"You're in the hospital, little Miss Happyhands," Aunt Madge informs her, whipping out her stethoscope and shaking down a thermometer. "I was up all night with you."

"Where's Santa? Did I get any presents?" Kande looks around the spare hospital room, hoping for a glimpse of a gaily wrapped gift.

"Saving your life isn't good enough for you?" Aunt Madge stuffs the thermometer in Kande's mouth so she doesn't have to hear any more ungratefulness. A tapping is heard on the door. "You can come in, she's decent!"

The Mayor, CW, IG, S-99, and Bubba crowd through the door. KS hangs back in the doorway, prepared to bolt.

Kande sits up in bed. "What happened?"

The Mayor looks at the others and then taking a deep breath, sits down next to Kande. She opens her mouth to say something, thinks better of it and closes it.

"What? Where's Santa? Did KS have anything to do with this?" Kande shoots her sister that look, the one that says 'just wait until I get out of here, so help me God...'

"I don't know how to say this so I'll just spit it out," the Mayor begins but S-99 beats her to the punch.

"You killed Santa!"

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Replies:

"NNNOOOOOO" kande wails -- kenamom, 11:55:17 01/06/04 Tue
- Six White Boomers....... -- Stardoe, 05:28:39 01/08/04 Thu
  - Um....Er...Hello. -- Kande's Sis, 07:14:19 01/08/04 Thu
    - Meanwhile -- CW, 21:10:15 01/12/04 Mon
      - "Try the knob" -- CW, 07:43:40 01/17/04 Sat
        While CW and IG clutch at each other in the tunnel -- Kande's Sis, 09:44:26 01/17/04 Sat