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Date Posted: 22:17:52 01/18/03 Sat
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: Gaaahhh!
In reply to: Scullystar 's message, "RIBS!?" on 18:12:07 01/18/03 Sat

KS and Stardoe jump back when they realize the Mayor just walked in with an extremely scantily dressed Red Speedo Revue Dancer. Kande is right behind them with an equally scantily dressed Dancin' Dana.

"Say...what kind of party is this anyway?" KS looks suspiciously at Stardoe with one eyebrow raised high. Stardoe smiles innocently at her. She ogles the Red Speedo Revue dancer in his tiny red thong.

"What is that...about an inch of material?" Stardoe spreads her fingers apart about an inch and pretends to peer at the dancer's crotch between them. He just glances away, thoroughly bored. The Mayor preens next to him and sniffs the air appreciatively.

"What's on the barby? I'm starved." She smooths her hands down the front of her sequined gown. "I can only have about two bites, I'm still on my diet. Unless I get plenty of exercise later." She leers at the dancer. KS pretends to gag. Kande coughs behind Stardoe.

"Vegetarian dishes?" she hints.

"Oh yeah, there's some vegetarian nibbles on the table behind you," Stardoe waves vaguely in the direction of the two tables set up, barely able to pry her eyes away from that thong. Scullystar is now trying to entice the dancer away from the Mayor by showing him her new tattoo, but the Mayor is on him like a starfish. Kande heads over to the tables, KS and the Dancin' Dana right behind her.

Kande gingerly picks up a round green thing. "Olive, my sweet?" she asks the Dana. She nods and Kande plops it in her open mouth and then does the same for herself. KS snickers.

"What's wrong with you?" Kande asks her snidely, licking her lips and taking a chunk from a whitish lump on a plate, covered in barbecue sauce.

"You just ate a crock eyeball and some barbecued slug," KS giggles. Kande blows out her mouthful onto the front of the Dancin' Dana who slaps her and promptly exits the party. Stardoe meanders over to them.

"S'right Mate, I found Rabid's slugs in the middle of the highway leading out of town. Flat-as-pancakes roadkill. Couldn't leave 'em there so decided to barby them up." She plops a piece into her own mouth and chews for a while. "A real delicacy where I'm from."

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Replies:

Here, try a witchety grub -- Stardoe, 15:15:52 01/20/03 Mon
- MMMMMMMMMMMMMM -- km slurps in wriggly white grubs down with a satisfied grin, 20:45:12 01/21/03 Tue
  - "Well, she hasn't been coming out much at night," says KS. -- kande, 03:41:38 01/22/03 Wed
    - KS tiptoes out the door -- Kande's Sis, 20:57:39 01/23/03 Thu