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Date Posted: 22:00:12 06/09/02 Sun
Author: For brevity's sake...KS
Subject: KS and the Mayor look at each other in horror
In reply to: The Literary One 's message, "CW coshes Kande over the head..." on 19:12:35 06/08/02 Sat

"Do you think?" the Mayor asks in hushed voice. She clings to KS like a monkey clings to a banana.

"Definitely." KS says in a definitive, if muffled, voice. She tries to pry the Mayor from her crouched position on top of KS's head, but it's a no-go situation. "You know, we'll have to go over there."

"Noooooo!" the Mayor wails. "You can't make me." She reaches down and grabs KS by the tips of her ears so that KS grimaces and stands on tiptoe, effectively causing herself to topple over onto the dirt floor of the basement. She and the Mayor tumble over and over in the dirt. The ploy works, however, and KS is able to stand alone. She grabs KM by the small, rounded collar on her prim white lacy blouse.

"Look, you've got to tell me who you've stashed over at the D-luxe Motel and then you've got to round up all the townspeople," KS advises her. KM is shaking her head wildly. KS shakes her. "We've got to round up a posse to get rid of that thing. You know that we do!" She is now shaking the Mayor back and forth like a rag doll.

The Mayor puts a frail hand to her forehead. She's certain she's now got something similar to shaken baby syndrome. Surely her brain has been slammed around in her brain pan, because it seems very hard to think clearly.

"I, I," she begins. The door at the top of the cement steps is suddenly flung against the wall. The dark outline of a figure can barely be seen outside the parameters of the feeble light.

"Mayor, we've got a situation," Rabid announces grimly. She is holding a stained and shaken Kande up by the roots of her freshly permed hair.

"Kande, you've got a perm?" the Mayor says in a surprised voice.

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