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Date Posted: 16:15:18 06/16/02 Sun
Author: kenamom, feeling restless
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Continuing the story......at long last......

"What kind of situation?" the Mayor askes Rabid while trying to wrestle the ever-hyperactive KS.

"I caught her putting up a basketball hoop in her klub!" Rabid cries out, "We are being faced with raging socialists, and sexist FOX network executives...and she's SHOOTING HOOPS!!!!" Rabids face is red from over stimulation.

The mayor eyes the contrite kande who is trying to puff her curls. kandes sister, who isn't named kandes sister anymore but still is kandes sister through genetics, begins to dance around, "kandes going to get fined, kandes going to get fined" she sings......badly.

The mayor lets out a long sigh before speaking, "$500 fine for the addition of the unlicenced sports facility operating within a entertainment establishment, $500 for a licence to make it legit, and 25% of all future profits from the games"

"aaawww mayor, I put it up for me, I just know with a little practice the Mystics will be begging me to play for them" kande whines.

"you can play free of charge then" the mayor suddenly gets another great idea, " and it is hearby law that Mulder must wear a tank top and short shorts when ever playing"

"eeewwwwww" the kande sisters protest, "no fair mayor"

Rabid meanwhile is jumping for joy. "Fun and games are over though mayor, we MUST do something quick about those Socialists and the FOX network exec's"

"Simple, invite them both to play it out on the basketball court tonight." kenamom looks at her watch, "let them fight each other, Shippervillians are Shippers, we arn't into violence"

"HEY" TAFKAKS yells and opens her coat, showing the mayor her assassen tools.

"ooops, well, except those sanctioned by the law" KM smiles.

"okay then" KS looks pleased.

kande heads to the klub to set up for the first game of the season. Rabid runs to deliver the invitation to the socialists and the FOX network exec's. TAFKAKS heads back to her place hoping for a quicky from Doggett.

And the mayor returns to her home to clean closets.

kenamom, who just discovered that I own 32 tshirts, not including golf shirts or tanks. Is that weird or what?

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Replies:

KS practices her lay-ups -- TAFKAKS, 18:04:35 06/16/02 Sun
- Hearing a screaming whistle--all stopped dead in their tracks! -- CW emerging from the back door, 13:45:28 06/17/02 Mon
  - "Are you insane?" they say in unison. -- kande, 04:13:20 06/18/02 Tue
    - Just as KS turns around to see the mystery guest -- a former half-court basketball girlie, 06:46:13 06/18/02 Tue
      - "Half court girlie, only two dribbles?" -- CW, 09:42:36 06/18/02 Tue
        Was it three dribbles or two? -- Now a half-court girlie with a head injury, 19:21:18 06/18/02 Tue
        "And yes, we had three dribbles way back then but -- CW, 20:20:39 06/18/02 Tue
        "Kande, kande, she's a star! She can shoot from very far!" -- Scully'sMyHero, 14:04:41 06/19/02 Wed
        KS looks after the SMH clones forlornly -- the lone cheerleader, 20:06:26 06/19/02 Wed
        Outside the door the SOcialists are getting warmed up -- kenamom, taking bets, 3:7 for the socialists, 20:11:17 06/19/02 Wed
        as five eerie looking caped crusaders entered the gymnasium -- CW, 08:26:43 06/20/02 Thu
        After the game -- Someone remembering her sis's birthday, 11:44:13 06/23/02 Sun
        We should give her the -- CW, 20:31:43 06/23/02 Sun
        Kande tunes out the group's mutterings and concentrates. -- kande, 04:52:16 06/25/02 Tue
        Here's Kande's list -- The evil sister, 08:57:40 06/25/02 Tue
        As the gang window shops in Noromotown. -- kenamom, 13:36:03 06/25/02 Tue
        "Let's -- CW, 19:42:59 06/25/02 Tue
        Meanwhile, KS is doing the same thing as the others -- KS, writing down pet peeves, 22:28:47 06/25/02 Tue
        Kande wakes up on her birthday feeling like she's suffocating. -- kande, who is 39 today, 04:23:38 06/27/02 Thu
        Wait just one cotton-pickin' minute -- The present thief, 07:01:21 06/27/02 Thu