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Date Posted: 04:31:16 03/22/02 Fri
Author: kande
Subject: Back at the klub, Bubba is sweeping up after the party.
In reply to: Kande's Sis, writing tearily 's message, "I diagnose..." on 19:44:09 03/18/02 Mon

He is whistling a song that landed in the alien top ten the day it was released. He can't quite remember the words, but the tune is rather toe-tapping. If you're an alien, that is.

Kenamom bursts into the klub carrying something in a baggy. "Where's kande?" she asks.

Bubba shrugs.

"But I've got to show this to her! She's going to be sooooo jealous!" Kenamom holds out the baggy for Bubba to see. He peers through the plastic and finally realizes that it's a Scully action figure. He shrugs again. "Look! Under the arm! And on the back!" Leaning closer, Bubba sees the inscriptions. He shrugs. Kenamom is apoplectic with rage. Before she can grab the little alien's ear, the door swings open and Detoured crawls in.

"Blind! Deaf!" she wails.

Bubba, sensing that Detoured is not, in fact, OK, rushes into action. He hops on top of a stool, to the top of the bar, does a somersault in the tuck position, and lands directly in front of the refrigerator under the bar. He rummages through and pulls out a carton. He shakes it, then fills a tall glass with the liquid. He takes it to Detoured and holds it under her nose.

"Blind! Deaf! Can't smell!" Detoured whines. Sighing, Bubba grabs her head and pours some of the liquid down her throat. "EGGNOG!" Detoured becomes revitalized, just like Popeye on spinach. She chugs the remaining contents and springs to her feet. Striking a superhero pose, she rips the bandage off her eye. "I can see! I can hear! I can smell!" She sniffs. "Ew! What is that smell?"

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