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Date Posted: 08:06:56 01/02/02 Wed
Author: Kenamom
Subject: Look, there are little animals running around!
In reply to: kande 's message, ""Oh, for Pete's sake!" says KS." on 03:52:00 01/02/02 Wed

Stardoe digs into her unvestigators bag and pulls out a small jar, she opens it and begins to sprinkle the contents over kandes leg.

"What is that your doing? Is it a secret chemical to pull old fingerprints?.....or maybe to detect any metel thats been close to kandes legs?.....or is it to pick up any trace of hair or fiber that has been left?" KS leans over Stardoes bag excitedly.

"No, its just some treats for the little gaffers, look the little animals running around down there are hungry"

All the Shippervillians lean over kandes leg for a better look. kande begins to giggle as the hundreds of little paws stampede over her calf towards the treats that stardoe is dropping.

"My they sure are hungry" CW notes, "they look cold too, maybe we should knit them some sweaters"

"I'll help" KS volunteers, "the sweaters are tiny so it won't take too long"

"Excuse me people!" kande begins to twitch.

"kande, hold still, they are eating" stardoe repremands kande, "the poor little guys are starving. I am sure there is a law about this somewhere, starving leg creatures." stardoe leans in and shakes her finger in kandes face. "If your not going to keep your pets nice then you shouldn't have pets!"

Bubba, standing at kandes feet glares at her then pulls a feather out of his fedora and begins to tickle kandes bare toes. kande starts to jolt.........the shippervillians try to hold her down........bubba continues to tickle.......kandes legs goes straight up in the air.......tiny screams can be heard......then silence....

"Well, thats another civilization gone thanks to you" KS glares at her sister.

"can we get back to my missing watch now?" kande asks loudly.

The shippervillians begin scouring the ground looking for the miniture creatures. bubba replaces the feather in his hat then picks up a towel. He smirks at kande as he picks up his bar towel and continues to polish the glasses.

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