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Date Posted: 03:52:00 01/02/02 Wed
Author: kande
Subject: "Oh, for Pete's sake!" says KS.
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "KM fingers the solid gold, diamond-encrusted watch in her pocket" on 10:53:56 12/30/01 Sun

"It's right there. See?" KS points to kande's leg. Kande leans over the side of her wheelchair and sees the bottom of her leg.

"Oh...yeah...I forgot my leg was bent." Kande looks around sheepishly, hoping nobody heard her little outburst. Alas, everyone is staring at her. "I mean, ha ha! Made you look!" Kande looks hopefully at the crowd, wondering if they bought her cover.

Rabid snorts. "Sure, lady, sure. And I bet you didn't really have surgery, did you?" With that, she comes up and smacks kande's left knee. Kande goes pale, then screams in pain.

"YES I DID!!!" she yelps.

Rabid steps back. "Oh. Sorry 'bout that."

Kande hyperventilates and breaks into a sweat. As the throbbing pain lessens, her breathing comes easier. She wheels herself over to the bar, reaches behind and pulls out a roll of something. She unfurls it and wraps it around her leg.

Kenamom puts on her half-glasses and goes to see what it is. "Crime scene - do not cross," she reads on the tape. She straightens up immediately. "Crime scene? This is a crime scene?" She turns around and looks for Stardoe. "STARDOE! We have a crime scene!"

Stardoe rushes over with her crime scene toolkit in hand. She salutes the mayor, then sets the kit down on a table and opens it. Cracks her knuckles, then dives in to begin investigating.

"No! It's not really a crime scene!" protests kande. Stardoe ignores her and brushes her leg to check for fingerprints.

"My god!" murmurs Stardoe. Everyone steps closer to see what she sees. All they see is black dust.

"What is it?" demands kenamom.

Stardoe looks at mayor, then back at kande. "When was the last time you shaved your legs?"

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