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Date Posted: 07:32:11 01/10/02 Thu
Author: Kande's Sis, wildly waving her hand in the air
Subject: Oh! Oh! Oh!
In reply to: Stardoe 's message, "AAAAGHGHHHHHGHGHHG!!!!!" on 23:14:18 01/09/02 Wed

"I know what I'm giving her!" KS announces to the crowd gathered at the klub. "I'm going to put together a two-page spread in the Gazette about KM's life and times for the last 40 years, complete with pictures." She leers slyly as she considers all the photos of KM she has hidden away in a locked safe for blackmail purposes.

At this, Kande slams her fist on the bar. A hush falls over the formerly excited party-planning Shippervillians.

"Now wait just one cotton-picking minute!" she snarls. "Just who's going to pay for this party at the klub and the spread in the Noromo Gazette?" She gazes expectantly out at the crowd. Stardoe steps forward.

"You are, you big cheapskate!" she commands, poking a finger into Kande's sunken chest. "The entire town is chipping in and you're going to too."

Kande frowns and crosses her arms protectively over her chest. Bubba also frowns and crosses over to stand next to his boss. He knew who was going to be the alien to clean up after this mob when the party was over. Then he remembers the secret ingredients in his cake and is instantly cheered up.

In the meantime, KS had popped over to her own garden and was carrying plants over to show CW. "Poison ivy, nightshade, and hemlock!" she announces proudly. "Just the thing for KM to have an assassin's garden, like mine."

CW looks over from the bed and Mulder and Scully topiary she is clipping in the Mayor's garden. "Riiiiggghhhttt," she tells KS sceptically.

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