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Date Posted: 09:01:30 01/28/02 Mon
Author: kenamom
Subject: Bubba begins to drool.....
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "As the frozen Doggett/Melissa tableau rolls past Bubba..." on 09:10:15 01/27/02 Sun

"Isn't he the sweetest little guy" kande begins to rub her cheek on the kittens soft fur, "oh yes he is...such a sweet widdle iddy biddy kiddy kat...."

Bubba stares and the rapscallion and slowly licks his lips. The rapscallion at first looks fearful then sunggles in close to kande, knowing she will protect him. Never let this one go he thinks to himself.

Bubba who is able to read the thoughts thinks back, 'don't worry, she will tire of you, like she tires of everything else, that and she has the worst personal care habits you will ever see. You don't stand a chance'

The rapscallion gives bubba an evil smile and thinks, "bite me'

Bubba lunges forward but the kitten jumps up to kandes shoulder. Bubba misses the kitty and instead bites down on kandes arm. Realizing what he has done,touched human flesh with his tongue, he starts to squeal, he turns and runs towards stardoes lab in search of disinfectant.

kande shakes her arm out and looks strangly at the fleeing Bubba, "I don't understand aliens, I try, but I don't." The rapscallion uses this opporunity to tickle kandes ear. "ooohhh but you I understand, come home with me, we are going to be great friends, I will never let you go"

kande starts to head home when she hears a scream coming from the Shipperville Town Square. Turning down Assassinators Ally for a short cut kande walks up behind a sobbing IG.

"Whats wrong IG? Did you finally realize I am right, that Scully is really gay?"

"NNNNOOOO" IG's mascara is in streaks down her cheeks and her face is blotchy with red. "Look...." she points towards the Shipper monument.

kande starts to giggle as she see's the frozen Doggett/Monica inacompromising position tableau has rolled onto the Matromonial bed that IG was shaping out of a bed of thornless rose bushes. Doggetts foot has punched a hole through the tulip pillow and the Lily of the Valley scarf that was meant for Scully is tangles around Monica's arms and hair.

"looks good to me" kande smiles.

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