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Date Posted: 21:48:30 01/29/02 Tue
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: Come to you-ums mommy, says Kande
In reply to: kenamom 's message, "Bubba begins to drool....." on 09:01:30 01/28/02 Mon

The kitten has jumped off Kande's shoulder and is sitting on top of the Melissa/Monica/Doggett frozen tableau in the towns square, licking her little white feet. Whenever Kande isn't looking, she flicks her long, black, forked tongue out to taste the frozen humans. Just as she is getting ready to take a nibble, Kande picks her up and wraps her in her coat.

"Is mommy's widdle snookums cold?" Kande rubs her face up against the kitten's fur. The forked tongue snakes out and flicks up against Kande's ear. Ugh, the rapscallion kitten thinks, Bubba was right about the poor hygiene. The kitten looks longingly at the popcicle people in the square. If only Kande would let her loose! Lunch would be served.

Back at the klub...Bubba pries open a giant mollusk and begins lacing it liberally with butter and brandy. At home, he'd eat the rapscallion kitten in the mollusk in between bouts of karoke and giving nibbles to his concubine. Well, when in Rome...Bubba pours out a rootbeer and sets it next to his plate. Just as soon as Kande returns to the klub he will offer to babysit the kitten and then...lunch will be served! He snickers quietly to himself.

KS pounds on the door to the Mayor's office. KM peeks out, her half-glasses perched on the end of her nose. "What do you want?" she barks. "Don't you know it's tax season? State your purpose and make it snappy!"

"Have you seen John?" KS asks plaintively. "I sent him over to Victoria's Secret and he hasn't been back home yet."

The mayor noticeably pales. "Er...no, I haven't."

KS narrows her eyes. "You know something. You haven't frozen his assets again, have you?"

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"Of course I know something," snaps Kenamom. -- kande, 04:39:52 01/30/02 Wed
- Then she sees her sister sobbing in the corner -- Kande's Sis, 19:31:45 01/30/02 Wed