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Date Posted: 06:35:14 02/11/02 Mon
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: She pulls out the "All you need to know about alien grimaces but were afraid to ask"
In reply to: kenamom 's message, "Bubba licks his lips excitedly" on 19:07:46 02/10/02 Sun

KS pulls the pamphlet from her secret, inner-lining pocket and quickly leafs through it. "Ah, here it is," she murmurs to herself. She reads:

'The alien wink is not the sexual come-on that humans often think it is,' she reads and thinks to herself: "Thank God. I thought I was going to have to kill Bubba." She continues to skim the book.

'Instead, it simply means that the alien has got a foreign object caught in the fold of its 5th eyelid.'

"Well, that makes sense," KS says to herself. "Now what did that eyebrowless move mean?" According to the pamphlet:

'Aliens have no eyebrows. They frequently forget this and attempt Charlie Chaplin-like wrinkles on their foreheads. Typically, this means they are about to act engage in an unforgiveable act. Or, they could be hungry. Who really knows? They are aliens, after all.'

KS throws the pamphlet down in disgust and grinds it into the dirt with her heel. KM promptly hands her a tax fine for littering. KS begins to slowly circle Bubba. He turns to watch her.

"Kande, you'd better keep your eye on your little alien buddy here," KS informs her sis as she circles Bubba with her hand hovering over the gun butt in her assassin's belt. "I think he was coming on to me."

"You think everyone's coming on to you," Kande mutters to herself as she gathers up the last of the slivers of glass that could have sliced poor widdle Pattini's paws.

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Meanwhile over on the curb.... -- Rabid, dropping in to say hi to her cyber twin..., 23:51:10 02/11/02 Mon
- Kande gives Pattini a good rub behind the ears. -- kande, 03:40:57 02/12/02 Tue
  - Det and IG tippy-toe behind the nearest tree -- Kande's Sis, 20:40:34 02/12/02 Tue
    - "WHAT?...and to think I felt really bad about using YOUR name.. -- Rabid(still in the Shipperville neck of the spooky woods), 22:05:08 02/12/02 Tue
      - JD gulps as he fingers the warrant -- Kande's Sis, 06:40:09 02/13/02 Wed
        "Hey! Look over there!" Rabid points to a spot behind JD. -- kande, 03:33:17 02/18/02 Mon
        We don't need no stinkin' Mrs. Peel -- Kande's Sis says indignantly, 07:02:48 02/19/02 Tue
        "What do you mean do I have a PASSPORT?" Rabid squeaks.. -- Rabid, in custody, 01:44:58 02/20/02 Wed
        Load up the electrodes, Stardoe! -- Kande's Sis, 16:40:13 02/21/02 Thu