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Date Posted: 04:28:28 09/24/01 Mon
Author: kande
Subject: Kande goes back into the klub and resumes her place behind the bar.
In reply to: Kande's Sis, reporting from the depths of Mt. Krychek 's message, "All gasp as KS loses her footing and falls after the sealed device" on 09:05:46 09/16/01 Sun

She takes a sip of her diet root beer and wonders how long the others are going to gawk at the site where her sister disappeared. She sighs heavily, thinking that if she can get over the loss of KS so quickly, so can the rest of them. The door opens and Bubba comes waddling in.

"Well, it's about time!" Kande slams down her drink. Looking at her watch, "I'm docking you 17 minutes of pay."

Bubba shrugs, apparently unconcerned. Unfortunately, the orange sweat beading on his forehead gives away his fear. Kande smirks to herself.

The door opens and others begin to trickle in, talking amongst themselves.

"Weirdest thing I ever saw!"

"Wonder if KS could survive that!"

"If anyone could, it's KS!"

"Drinks all around! Three cheers for KS!"

At this last one, Kande gasps. This is not what she envisioned at all! Next thing you know, they'll be erecting a statue of KS in the town square! What if it blocks the view of the Scully statue? No, kande is going to have to put a stop to this.

"May I have your attention, please?" Kande says. No one listens. Kande stands on the bar and throws a glass on the ground. Still no one pays any attention. She gestures to Bubba, who reluctantly hands her the fire extinguisher. Kande sprays the crowd. Finally, she has their attention.

"Before you all go immortalizing my sister, let me remind you of a few things." Kande lists all the evil deeds her sister performed. When she finishes, she looks triumphantly at the crowd.

Not a dry eye in the house.

Kenamom hoists herself onto the bar and shoves kande aside. "Thank you, Kande, for reminding us of what we loved most about your dearly departed sister. I hereby declare this to be KS Day!"

IOT rushes up with the proclamation for the mayor to sign. After signing, the mayor hands out commemorative pens to those in attendance.

Kande can't stand it anymore. "OUT! EVERYBODY OUT!" Kande storms to the door and opens it. Before she can begin shooing people out, she sees a hideous creature walking toward the klub. The klub's patrons gather 'round.

"Ew! What's that?"

"I think...I think..." Kande gulps. "I think it's my sister!"

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Replies:

The hideous creature moves slowly towards kande -- kenamom, 07:17:52 09/24/01 Mon
- Knitting furiously, the pair decided that the best thing to do -- CW who has no clue how a k1p1k2p2 would even look., 17:47:06 09/24/01 Mon
  - Sounds like a waffle weave to me! (NT) -- kenamom who is taking a quick break from studying, 20:41:21 09/24/01 Mon
    - Bubba scurries back with the tea. -- kande, 03:53:51 09/25/01 Tue
      - All gather round the melted lump of lead -- Kande's Sis, 20:54:04 09/25/01 Tue
        Just then, Stardoe mosies in after a busy morning mucking out her stables. -- Stardoe, 04:52:14 09/26/01 Wed
        Deep in the bowels of Mt. Krychek -- Kande's Sis, 21:02:34 09/26/01 Wed
        "oh your're right" says Islandgirl -- Stardoe, 04:11:46 09/28/01 Fri