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Date Posted: 23:09:10 01/14/02 Mon
Author: Jean-Paul Jaubergy
Subject: Re: Competition, please.....
In reply to: Dragon Warrior 's message, "Re: Competition, please....." on 12:19:50 01/14/02 Mon

We see Jean-Paul Jaubergy in his Lazy-Boy with a pina colada in one hand, and his cell phone in the other, pressed to his ear.....

JAUBERGY: Yes, Sylvia, Jean-Paul here. Can I speak to Ian please? Yes, I'll hold.

Waits, humming an undistinguishable tune, stops abruptly....

JAUBERGY: Ian, how are you? Good. Listen, I've got this guy Dragon Whorier challenging me to a match, and the rules are kind of confusing me. Did you get a copy of the contract I faxed you? I know, I can't believe the commissioner is allowing it either. Listen, I want you to really check the fine print there. This Dragon Whorier is dirtier than mud and I want to make sure that I am not going to be held legally responsible for the beating I lay on him. Oh yeah, of course I can beat him. Didn't you see me thrash him on TV? Yeah, I made it look easy. I'll send you a tape. Anyways, if you could just look that over before I sign it...thanks, Ian. You're the best lawyer in the whole world. I'm so glad you're on Daddy's payroll, and not Dragon Whorier's.

Hangs up phone.......fade to black.

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